You Are A Great Christian When :

1. You wake to find six demons at the end of your bed worriedly arguing about
   which one's going to attack you.....
2. The Pope invites you as keynote speaker to Vatican 6
3. You're called in to counsel the pastoral team
4. Drowning in the bath is no longer an issue but trying to get under the
   water is a problem....
5. You can go fishing two Kilometres out without a boat
6. When you preach you can hear "oooh's and aaah's"....
7. You always take your original Gold clasp leather bound Gutenberg bible to
   church
8. Tele-evangelists watch your show instead of their own
9. As a Church worker you get paid more than the Pastor
10. You send IRD fish heads to pay your tax...
11. Angels come looking for you at prayer meetings