Avast Ye!
I was born with one foot on the sea, one on the land and my head in the aether.  The witching hour had fallen fast like a chill mist rolling in from the river.  This was 'pon the day when Vulcan quit his forge.  The two brothers were cleansed with the Purifying Fire.  Glorious was the victory over the Frost Giants, as the Queen of the Earth looked forth towards the East, abdicating her queenship to the Owl Woman.

I am yet innocent and naive, but was of good age when I came unto this earth.  I exude both wisdom and foolishness.  I am pure, yet perverted.  I made my way eastward, to where the edge of the fells roll down unto the plains, spouting forth torrents of cool water.  I know of the secrets of this land.  I have called the aid of One mightier than all others to spare my life, when the black lougarou of cold Mot cast his fierce red een upon me on the Day of Light.

I also have a tendency to spout a lot of bullshit.
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