See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!! --"Army of Darkness"
Never let your sense of morals come in the way of doing what is right. --Isaac Asimov
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premise. --Samuel Butler
I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear warhead or that it happens so often that there's actually a term for it. --"Broken Arrow"
Would you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear weapon?!? --"Broken Arrow"
This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers. --"Clerks"
It can't rain all the time. --"The Crow"
'No, she is the undead!' / 'She's alive?' / 'No! She is Nosferatu!' / 'She's Italian?' -- "Dracula: Dead and Loving it"
Strength is the only thing that matters. Everything else is an illusion for the weak. --DragonBall Z
'Ugly? What mean ugly?' / 'It means your face would frighten small children.' --DragonBall Z
'There are three rules in life. One, there's always a victim; and two, don't be it.' / 'What's three?' / 'I forgot what three is.' --"Eight MM"
To be great is to be misunderstood. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity if our own mind. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
There comes a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that immitation is suicide. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
Listen, lady. I only speak two languages: English and bad English. --"The Fifth Element"
I want to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill. --"Full Metal Jacket"
Imagination is the weapon in the war against reality. --Jules de Gaultier
We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world. --"The Ghost and the Darkness"
..but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's so funny!! --"Good Fellas"
There is no limit to desire by desire's needs. --Grendel
There's nothing like a common hatred to unite the ignorant masses. --King Chicken
Even a paranoid [person] can have enemies. --Henry Kissinger.
If you don't know where you are going, then you will probably end up somewhere else. --Laurence Peters
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. --Unknown
A .44 magnum beats four aces. --Unknown
A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there. --Unknown
A library is an arsenal of liberty. --Unknown
A little nonsense now and then is charished by the wisest men. --Unknown
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. --Unknown
A pseudointellectual is a person who knows what 'pseudo' means. --Unknown
A single fact can spoil a good arguement. --Unknown
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam. --Unknown
Old man crane; Old man crane; make him mad and he'll eat your brain. --Unknown
You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right? There's plenty of them in the sea. --Unknown
It is dangerous to be right in matters where the established authorities are wrong. --Voltaire
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. --Oscar Wilde
True friends stab you in the front. --Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. --Oscar Wilde