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~ Quotable Quotes ~
Mostly Inside Jokes
Just Plain Odd
Brother likes salt.
Megann at Otakon~

So have you found out if its just dust-bunnies or midgets under your bed?  Have you called the carpenter?
Sasha to Ashley~

So dat is what you are dooing de dancing for~ for de free!
Parking Attendant at GMU~

One girl, two backpacks, massive diarrhea.
Sasha and Ashley~

So what ever happened to throwing those files my way?  AGH!  MY EYES!
Ashley to Sasha~

I wish I wasn't a retarded Alaskan.
Miss Understanding~

Creepy
Sasha~

Funtercourse!
Sasha~

Chunky dog jiz
Ashley~

Heel, toe, heel, toe, teel, hoe
Mike during dance class~

Don't beat the meat if you can't take the heat.
Steph~

NEVER juggle flaming tennis balls!
~Dr. Cracas

Wanna see something pretty?  Hold up, lemme pull my pants down.
~Ashley

(in high pitched voice) LOWER!!!!!
~Pillsbury Dough Boy

I'm fast, fun, and easy.  Touch anywhere.  So simple you can do it yourself!
~Kodak Picture Maker

I'm SO not a seal!
~Wrigley's Spearmint Commercial

You will have your chance to do whatever you like when I have finished.  I will not stop you.
~Prof. Dumbledore, HP V5

It only takes Sasha a few seconds to whip it out.
~The Infamous Dr. M

I'm screwing the hose head off.
~Alix  (say it out loud...)

You know, I'm 51 years old goddammit, and only yesterday I saw for the first time a guy with a rack.
~Dad, talking about a stag
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