Ask Kaiser!



Q:

Dear Kaiser,

What's your fav. food?


A:

Fast food


Q:

dear Kaiser,

do you like Hillary Duff?


A:

F*** NO!!!


Q:

dear Kaiser,

Are you left or right handed?


A:

Both. I fire with my left and swordfight with my right. Mostly, I'm lefthanded. It's very confusing...


Ezra: I'll say.


Q:

Daer Kaizur,

do you like Ezra? Like mor then a mentro?


A:

Look, dude, she's my mentor, nothing more, nothing less. And get a f****** dictionary, for Christ's sake!


Q:

Dear Kaiser,

What's yur nationality?


A:

Irish


Q:

Dear Kaiser,

Where's Czar?


A:

In my right sleeve.


Q:

Dear Kaiser,

How old were you when you stopped aging?


A:

36.


Q:

Dear Kaiser,

What's your fav color?


A:

Um..Blue, I guess.


Q:

Dear Kaiser,

Are you gay?


A:

For the last friggin time, I am not looking for a relationship!


Q:

So are you gay?


A:

......


Q:

Are you gay?


A:

You're really pushing your luck.


Q:

Just answer the question and I'll leave you alone: are you gay?


A:

I'm Bi

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