As most of the readers of the beautiful rant page know, I hate Christina Aguilera. But now what you don't know you're about to find out...
If I were to turn Nazi tomorrow I would "cleanse" the celebrity world. By this I mean trailor trash like Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and many others. In my previous rant you all found out why I hate that white trailor trash ignorant dumb whore (Christina) but as it happens, Britney and her are made of the same mold. They think because they expose themselves and flaunt their stuff that they're somehow superior beings being created with tight abs and empty heads. Wake-up call, NO ONE WILL BUY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IF YOU'RE GIVING OUT THE POPSICLES FOR FREE. Every year its, more sexy, show more, hump more homeless men, sell your body like a Hollywood hooker and get paid more for it. Notice that not either one of them have made a song with any substance, NOT ONE SONG between the two of them. And if you're about to say ..."but Beautiful.." shut your piehole trap right there. AM I the only one who notices that its a poor me song? It's that two cent hooker's way of saying: "I'm not a hoe, Eminem is mean." Which in my perception makes her even more despicable to me.
Now what's so wrong with Britney you ask? That girl is fake from head to toe. Telling everyone she's a virgin when you knew all along she was lying (I had this confirmed by someone who worked with her as wardrobe staff/she designed her dressing room once). Not to mention the obvious sex undertones in "I'm a slave for you", when interviewed Ms. Spears says its a song about being a slave to her fans and making music because they want it. I never worked on a farm but I smell bullshit. If it's about the high demand of her music why is it that the music video is set in a sexy sweat filled room with licking and bullshit going on. Why is she practically fingering herself in the bathroom huh? Maybe perhaps if they weren't such collective idiots, I wouldn't laugh so hard when Eminem makes fun of them. Which is my next subject.
Yeah the man is hated amongst many crowds, who can go fuck themselves. The thing that makes him so real is that he is himself whether you like him or not. He's smart. Whether you agree or not doesn't change the fact that most of his raps are original and witty. This guy is a one in a lifetime. He doesn't stand for bullshit and he loves his daughter. In one of his songs something to the effect of "If what I rap about is real, and I hate women, THEN HOW CAN I RAISE A DAUGHTER? I couldn't I wouldn't be fit to." So he hits a man he sees kissing his wife.....and what of it, I would do the same....and then I would plan evil things to do to him. You'd see me in the musical Chicago singing the Cell Block Tango for chrissake. At least the man has an outlet which is more than I can say for most people, and the man gets well deserved attention. In his song ""Marshall Mathers" he says "is it because you all love me that you expect so much of me?" Sad thing, IT IS. I see jealousy when I see Christina and Britney glaring daggers at him from the audience at various music awards. Only a man with big balls would get up on stage in front of the people he is making fun of and rap about them.( Need I point out: The Real Slim Shady at the MTV Music awards?) As I recall it was "Yeah Slim but what if you won, wouldnt it be wierd? Why so you guys could lie to get me here, sit me next to Britney Spears? Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear them argue over who she gave head to first."
Geez its not Eminem's fault shes such a slut. So what if he finds its revolting and wants to expose her?
As for a recent copycat coming out: Justin Timberlake has been posing on the cover of everything trying to look like Eminem. No dyed hair, but hes trying to look all hard like he never sang songs such as the ones he sang with Nsync. Dude, no ones forgot where ya came from, or that you were once Britney's boy toy. Funny thing is, you just made it worse with "Cry Me a River" because now we know you were actually stupid enough to like her, Britney, the cock hungry horse banger.