Sometimes he just can�t help but sing his song
And sometimes what he says, he says all wrong
Right or wrong, he's there to help out
Like only a friend would be
And that's close enough to perfect for me

Now he's been known to not be very bright
And truthfully he can�t exactly fight
Heaven knows he's not a warrior
But he'd really like to be
And that's close enough to perfect for me

He�s loud and he�s obnoxious, he has a goofy smile
He�s also sweet and caring, I can see it in his eyes
Don't you tell me you don�t like Joxer
Or what you think he ought to be
He's close enough to perfect for me

Sometimes he falls down -- He sometimes lies
But in the end he always does what�s right
He has his faults, but he is learning
He�s trying to succeed
He's close enough to perfect for me

He�s brazen, he�s annoying, he has a goofy smile
He�s also kind and loving, I can see it in his eyes
Don't you tell me you don�t like Joxer
Or what you think he ought to be
He's close enough to perfect for me

Oh, he's close enough to perfect -- for me

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