| You know you're obsessed with Gabrielle when... |
| ~Your least favorite episode? Key to the Kingdom. ~Why? No Gabrielle! And no explanation! ~You legally change your name, have your best friend cut your hair with her chakram, get crucified and come back, pick up a pair of sais, and travel your neighborhood as a kick ass do-gooder. ~Come on! We all know who the REAL show star is... ~The only websites you go to are Gabrielle related. ~Any site that has a single bad word about the great and wonderful Bard Goddess is 'mysteriously' hacked into and destroyed. ~You subscribe to every Gabrielle mailing list you find, no matter how much mail. ~Your former best friend is now your worst enemy because she said that Iolaus makes a better travelling companion. ~You have carried a grudge against Xena since third season because of the Bitter Suite, and then she goes and Chaks Gab in Motherhood!!! ~Someone says "You're certainly gabby today," and you thank them profusely. ~One of your nicknames is The Bard of Murrieta (or whatever your town name is) ~You petition your towns mayor and all the citizens, begging them to change the name to Poteidaia. ~Your boyfriend constantly questions your sexuality because of your obsession. ~You think Gabrielle should be declared a national hero with a day- no, a whole week!- devoted to her. After all, if Columbus is a hero for getting lost and 'discovering' the inhabited America, why shouldn't the Gabster be one? ~You insist that your girlfriend change her name to Gabrielle and tell her that if she won't, you'll find someone who will! ~You often dream of seeing Gabrielle replace Aphrodite as the Goddess of Love (No offense Dite!) ~You've been thrown in jail more than once because Renee believed you were stalking her. (It wasn't entirely true!) ~You are proud of this accomplishment because it means Renee knows you exist, at the very least! ~You're at a track meet. During the pole vault, two things go through your mind: Gabrielle's jump through the window in Gabrielle's Hope, and her leap to pull Hope into the pit at the end of Sacrifice II. ~During the javelin throw, two more events come to mind: our beloved Bard throwing her Gabwhacker into the river during The Way, and the Gabinator obliterating the Romans at the end of Ides of March. ~You're convinced that you're Gabrielle reincarnated. ~You insist that people call you by a shortened version of The Bard's name. ~You write songs about Gabrielle based on Joxer the Mighty's tune. ~Friends seem to think you know more about Renee than Renee does. |
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