| You know you're obsessed with Callisto when... |
| ~You change your wardrobe to two piece leather armor. ~You bleach your hair blonde/white. ~You hate Xena and Gabrielle. ~You re-name an enemy Xena just so you can kill her. ~You re-name an enemy Gabrielle and kill her husband/boyfriend just to be mean. ~You watch X:WP just so you can see Callisto. ~You get breast reducion/enhancement just so you can fit in Callisto's armor. ~You do this and you're a guy. ~A foreign exchange student by the name of Zena is in one of your classes, so you attempt to kill her. ~You are sent to a "youth correction facility" and meet someone named Gabrielle... ~And are sent to jail for attempted murder... ~So you break out and kill everyone you come across just to get Xena and Gabrielle to come to the rescue. ~You meet someone new, introduce yourself as Xena: Warrior Princess, and then kill the person in front of horrified onlookers in an attempt to ruin HER reputation.* ~You hang out at a wedding, stalk the newlyweds, and kill the husband the next day.* ~You name your rat Hercules.* ~You spend hours perfecting your psychotic laughter.* ~You get pissed whenever you see Sacrifice II. Why'd they have to kill off the most kick ass character of all?* ~You become saddened when you think of the fact that, despite Callisto's Godhood, Xena always beat her!* ~You once mistook jello for some ambrosia, ate it, and ran off to test your new powers by attempting to torch your school. (Didn't work... got suspended at least!)* ~You refuse to drink alcohol because you want to experience life in all it's agonizing glory.* ~You call all your boyfriends/stalkers Theodorus.* |
| *- ideas from me! All other ideas provided by Demon. |
| If you have anything to contribute to this list, don't hesitate to send it to me! |