| Marian gets pranked by Wild player Jamie McLennan, but he is way too smart for Jamie's juvenile shenanigans. (Many things on SirMarian are "fabricated" such as the press conference and others, but this is true. It was featured in the April 30, 2001 issue of ESPN: The Magazine. Thanks to Sarah for sending me the issue) |
| Marian: Hello. Jamie "Noodles" McLennan: Hi, Marian? It's Bob Frankel, from Teen Beat magazine. You've been voted one of the best-looking boys in the NHL. Do you have time for a short interview? Marian: Noodles, is that you? Jamie: Noodles? I'm not taking your dinner order. Okay, how old are you? Marian: Thirty-four. Jamie: Our research tells us you're 19. How much do you weigh? Marian: You should know. You're in the dressing room with me every day. Jamie: On a scale of 1 to 10, how good-looking are you? Marian: I'm rich and tall. Jamie: Rich and tall. So you're not good-looking? Marian: Average. What is this? Jamie: What type of music do you like to dance to? Marian: Pop. Jamie: Like Ricky Martin? Marian: Yeah, Latin music. Jamie: "Shake Your Bon-Bon"? Marian: Sure. Jamie: Do you have all your teeth? Marian: Shut up. Jamie: Because we hear that European players have wooden teeth. Marian: You're such an idiot. Back to SirMarian |