Ten More Marian Pick Up Lines

10. Baby, I wish we were birds, I'd be the cock and you would be the swallow.
9. I recently wanted to kill the sexiest man alive, but then I found out suicide is illegal.
8. My tongue's burnt, may I have some of yours?
7. Roses are red, the sun is gold, get on your knees and do as you are told.
6. You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. I made my bed this mornig, wanna help me mess it up.
4. Let's play carpenter, you get hammered then I'll nail you.
3. I finally found out the cause of global warming, you, cause you are so hot.
2. You'd look great if you lost a pound, I am guessing that's how much your clothes weigh?.
1. Hi, I'm Marian Gaborik. (this one never fails)