Afinogenov, Maxim � RW � Buffalo Sabres - Named after a men's magazine. Babenko, Yuri � C � Colorado Avalanche - Sounds like a Russian vodka. Balmochnykh, Maxim � LW � Anaheim Mighty Ducks - When you figure out how to pronounce this, let me know. Bonk, Radek � C � Ottawa Senators - Damn my head hurts, I just got Radek Bonked on the noggin. Bowler, Bill � C � Columbus Blue Jackets - Sorry bill, wrong sport. Brind'Amour, Rod � C � Carolina Hurricanes-doesn't he play bass for Smashing pumpkins? Brown, Brad � D � New York Rangers Brown, Curtis � C � Buffalo Sabres Brown, Doug � C � Detroit Red Wings Brown, Kevin � RW � Edmonton Oilers Brown, Mike � LW � Vancouver Canucks Brown, Rob � RW � Pittsburgh Penguins Brown, Sean � D � Edmonton Oilers - Now that's one busy mother. Carey, Jim � G � St. Louis Blues - Anyone else wanna take a stab? no? Ok.... yeah, he's really not that funny anymore. Chase, Kelly � RW � St. Louis Blues - Kelly, hahaha, isn't that a GIRLS name? Chimera, Jason � C � Edmonton Oilers - A relative of the Packers Mark (I'm Mark Chmura, so I am going touch high-school girls) Chmrua. Clark, Wendel � LW � Toronto Maple Leafs - Does he not sound like he should be a thirty year old living with his parents and own a comic book store . Cote, Patrick � LW � Edmonton Oilers - Cote sounds like another name for woman's anatomy. Daniels, Jeff � RW � Carolina Hurricanes - Isn't that Jack Daniels?, when you've known him as long as I have, its Jeff. Druken, Harold � C � Vancouver Canucks - Harold can only play with a body full of oat soda. Drulia, Stan � RW � Tampa Bay Lightning- Is that drulia? Yeah...I forgot to swallow...I never forget. Eastwood, Mike � C � St. Louis Blues - Father Clint rarely misses a game. Filipowicz, Jayme � D � Nashville Predators - After Terrence was cut off in traffic, he gave the other driver the ol' Filipowicz. Flaherty, Wade � G � New York Islanders - Flaherty will get you nowhere. Foote, Adam � D � Colorado Avalanche - No relation to Harold penis. Fuhr, Grant � G � Calgary Flames-you should see his back, it's like a jungle. Gagnon, Sean � D � Ottawa Senators - What high school health teachers try to teach to young women. Gaborik, Marian - LW - Minnesota Wild - Its not really that funny, but he just deserves to be named. Goc, Sascha � D � New Jersey Devils - I'm sorry, is this for real? Grand-Pierre, Jean-Luc � D � Columbus Blue Jackets - Geez, he's not THAT grand. Hamrlik, Roman � D � New York Islanders - Is that a new sex-move I've never heard of? the Hamrlik? Hasek, Dominik � G � Buffalo Sabres - One word: OVERRATED. Even his fans want him to retire...get the hint dumbass. Havelid, Niclas � D � Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Havelid, will store food. Henry, Alex � D � Edmonton Oilers - Ya know what really bugs me? a person with two first names. Herr, Matt � C � Washington Capitals - Boy, I'll be he got a lot of shit when he was young...Is Mr. Herr there? heheheharharhaha Hinote, Dan � C � Colorado Avalanche - What they'll be singing when men get kicked in the crotch. Horcoff, Shawn � RW � Edmonton Oilers - Damn, I thought she was sick, I heard the Horcoff. Johnson, Brent � G � St. Louis Blues Johnson, Craig � RW � Los Angeles Kings Johnson, Greg � C � Nashville Predators Johnson, Matt � LW � Minnesota Wild Johnson, Mike � RW � Tampa Bay Lightning Johnson, Ryan � C � Tampa Bay Lightning - Another busy momma. Karpovtsev, Alexander � D � Chicago Blackhawks - The first to beat "Deep Blue" in a chess match. The other names will be coming soon, but don't count on it. Back to SirMarian. |
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