MARIJUANA SONG (Gabe Zander/BMI) 2002

(slow, heavy, honky tonk beat)

                G                    C
Well, if you're wondering why I'm content all the time,
D           G
I smoke marijuana.
   G                              C
No matter what the problem, I can handle it fine,
       D           G
'Cause I smoke marijuana.
G                     C
On the job's the only place I get mad;
D           G
I smoke marijuana.
  G                          C
I can't toke up at work, and that's just sad;
D           G
I smoke marijuana.

(chorus):
        D                   G
Well, I don't do dope and I don't like speed;
  D                    G
Another addiction just ain't what I need,
   G                             C        
So give me more and more of that wonderful weed;
D           G
I smoke marijuana.
D           G
I smoke marijuana.
D           G
I smoke marijuana.
C,D,G,C,G

Well, I've got a girl who's perfect for me;
She smokes marijuana.
No matter what you say, it was meant to be,
'Cause we smoke marijuana.
Me and the boys like to chill in the basement,
Just us and our marijuana.
Every little detail is instant entertainment;
Just add marijuana.

(second chorus):

Well, she's sometimes sweet, and she's sometimes sour;
Sometimes she makes me feel like I've got super powers.
A ball of lint can keep me busy or hours,
When I smoke marijuana.
I smoke marijuana.
I smoke marijuana.

(break)

Well, I needed some dough to support my career;
Now, I sell marijuana.
I could be in Nashville by the end of this year,
If I sell marijuana.
If I wanna be big and famous one day,
I'd better sell that marijuana,
'Cause I ain't that great a singer, anyway,
But I sell marijuana.

Well, I've got everything from kind bud to shwag;
Anything you want in convenient little bags.
Enough for you and your friends, those burnout hippie fags;
I sell marijuana.
I sell marijuana.
Since I smoke marijuana.