JASON WAS A JERSEY REDNECK (Gabe Zander/BMI) 2002

The first four "Friday the 13th" movies were filmed in the woods in and around Warren County, NJ (one county south of where I 
grew up), and in passing, I've been to the camp, the bars, and the diners featured in those films. I had to write this one.
No apologies to my Southern friends on this one, as much as I love you guys.

(uptempo hillbilly beat):

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Well, Jason was a Jersey Redneck; he come out of Blairstown,
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And anyone he caught trespassing, he put them in the ground.
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And alot of folks tried, but no one could bring him down.


Now, Jason was a Jersey Redneck; a real big, strong, burly man,
And all it took to set him off was just one of the seven deadly sins.
Now, that's my idea of a good Republican.


(first chorus):
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So ya see, so ya see, the toughest hillbillies all come from New Jersey.

Well, Jason was a Jersey Redneck; he carried a big, sharp knife.
The penalty for underage drinking? Loss of liscense, and loss of life.
Hell, if he'd have been married, I bet he'd have beat his wife.

Yeah, Jason was a Jersey Redneck, and he loved his Mama true,
And in that good woman's name, there wasn't nothing that he wouldn't do,
Including butcher little punk-ass kids like you.

(second chorus):
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So ya see, so ya see, the toughest hillbillies all come from New Jersey.
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Not Tennessee, not Kentucky, not Georgia by the Sea....
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New Jersey.

(break)

Yeah, well, Jason was a Jersey Redneck, so damn ugly he wore a mask;
He could rip you apart with his own two hands, but he preferred to use an axe,
And moppin' the floor with you would've been an easy task.

Now, Jason was a Jersey Redneck, and I ain't met nobody in the South,
Who ever could've whupped that son of a bitch, so you can all just shut your mouths,
'Cause kickin' ass in the woods is what we Yankees are all about.

(second chorus)

Yeah, Jason was a Jersey Redneck, just like me!