Congratulations my friend, you have just stumbled across a new and upcomming cult. We (I) are formally known as the Global Association of Aristocrats and Style (G.A.A.S)
Orignally set up on the 30th of August 2004, we believe a cultural revolution is needed in todays society in order to rid us of the peasant scum (Chavs, townies, etc etc). One of the ways we seek to achieve our aims is by the removal of sports designer shops from our high streets and other such places, this can be done with protest and failing this we can use fire.
Yes our brothers and sisters of long ago used it to rid of things if they did not like something, for instance if your naibour was a wealthy earl. You could torch his house and plunder his wealth. So even in the ugly society we have today, fire can still be used.
So then my friends... grab the battering rams, fix up the catapualts, light those torches, and round up a mini army of like minded people. For the revolution is near! |
