CINDERHEERO

RATING: PG-13 (am I seeing a pattern here?)

Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away there was a man who had the most beautiful dau-er...um....son in the land. 

Heero: ::appears on stage beside Doctor J::

Dr.J; you must be the finest specimen I have ever seen

Narrator: well..the man fell in love with a wicked woman..who seemed sweet

Relena; ::appears on stage:: 

Dr.J: Hi wicked woman who seems sweet...

Relena; hi innocent fool whom I'm going to kill later on in this twisted fairy tale

::both wave at each other::

Heero: 0_0

Narrator: she was the barriness of the land... well one day the husband mysteriously died.

::silouette of Relena Stabbing Dr.J ::

Relena; die die die!

Dr.J: X_X ::is dead;:

Narrator: the wicked barriness had 2 daughters of her own...plus the step child Dr.J left with her. 

Relena; ::looks at Heero:: I don't like you

Heero: And I don't like you...::looks at relena::

Narrator: the barriness made the step child do all the work while the children just sat around and did nothing.

Quatre: HEERO WHERE'S MY WATER?

Heero: ::comes in with water. Hands it to Quatre::

Quatre; ::takes water and throws it back at Heero: I SAID I WANTED ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER! THIS WATER IS 10 DEGREES BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE!

Heero: ::picks up the cup and heads out of the room::

Dorothy: HEERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IRON MY SHIRTS!

Heero: I'M COMING!!

Dorothy: WELL HURRY UP

Heero: ::dashes up to dorothy's room:: ::he takes the three shirts and heads downstairs to iron them::

Quatre: HEERO MY WATER!

Heero: COMMING QUATRE!

Relena: HEERO! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

Heero: I STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT IT YET...GIVE ME A MINUTE

Heero frantically looks around for some food. He goes to the grocery store only to see that it's closed. So across the street he sees the pet store. 

Relena; ;:pokes her food: How come my breakfast has eyes and fur?

Heero: um....I dunno.. it didn't come with instructions on how to cook it.

Relena; oh...

Breakfast: ::makes a painfuls squeal as if finally dies::

Relena: 0_0 I'm not hungry anymore

Heero: oh..too bad....

::door bell rings;:

Heero: no no....no one get up... I'll get that...::goes and gets the door bell

Quatre: ::dressed in a mail man suit:: You are coridally invited to Princess Dorothy's ball

Heero: okay..::takes invitations and closes door::

Narrator: so Heero helped the step sisters and the evil step mother get ready for the ball...unfortunately he couldn't get himself ready

Relena; aw..too bad.....you can't go

Heero: why not?

Relena: who do you know who'd go to a ball in spandex and a tank top?

Heero: Forget you I'm going anyways...

::they all go to the ball::

Narrator: Heero dances the night away with Dorothy

Dorothy: ::while they're dancing:: This is my idea

Heero: This is my idea...

Both: OF........

Relena: ::gets shot::

Heero: fun....okay! who stole my part?! I was supposed to shoot her!

Milliardo: ::standing there holding a smoking gun:: 

Heero: oh..nevermind...Good Job Mill...so that's how much?

Milliardo: fifty

Heero: okay..::hands Milliardo fifty dollars

Dorothy: ::in an annoying voice:: HEERO! NOW YOU CAN MARRY ME!

Milliardo: only 30 if you let me kill her too

Heero: go ahead

Milliardo: ::hands Heero 20 dollars back::

::BOOM::

Dorothy: X_X

Narrator: and everyone lived happily ever after...