"TURKISH MAFIA"
THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE TURKISH MAFIA
ALL THESE GUYS ARE WANTED BY THE BELGIAN POLICE DEPARTMENT!
Onur Arda Cagdas
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KAYA NEREYE DAYARSAN DAYA: This guy is just so fucked in the head!!! I mean you can expect the worst from him. He spits on the cars, steals anything he wants (even traffic signs!); he is created for one single thing: vandalism!!!! Even other members stay away from him. Oh and one last thing: he tries to take off the car with 5th speed turned on!!! And he also is a very important computer programmer (: what a bullshit,what a dumbass!!!!). But somehow, we still miss him!
ONUR THE DRIVER: How can we forget him. He spent thousands of Belgian Franks for oil just to give us a ride! There are no complaints to his driving. But the times he spoke ENGLISH oh man, he really sucked! One time he almost got us busted by the cops.The cop asked us :"what are you doing?" and " we are doing fine!" he answered. Man! thank god the cop thought Onur was a total idiot and wished us good luck. After he heard more of Onur's talking he even gave us the permission to kill him. Well, actually he begged us to do it... Yet, we love Onur sana KONUR...
UMUT ELGiN G�T� GERGiN: This guy is my man, I am tellin; you! We had lots of fun with him. He and I could be considered "normal" compared to the others. But what can one do, once entered you can not quit the gang; or you get smashed by KAYA. Umut himself suffered a lot from Kaya's violent behaviour, but luckly I could save him a couple of times. He is the only member of the group I am still in touch with. 'cuz the group seperated 4 years ago when we all left Belgium. Belgians have been praying to god alot more compared to the past for 4 years, don't ask me why :)
CAGDASsaaaaaak: This pal is the nationalist fatty of the gang. He used to beat us a lot while playing b-ball, he actually was doing karateeeee; oh boy! Also he was very useful while playing "uzun essek" (long donkey; a traditional turkish game) , if on your team of course. That's about it for him. He was a useless dick head: No, no just kidding!
ARDA THE ABAZAMAAAAAAAAAAAAN! : He is the most colorful(!) member of our gang. Also the hairiest! And also the cowardest! Can you believe he was afraid of having sex?! He even consulted his parents about whether he should have had sex with one girl I introduced to or not... He preferred to go and eat kebap instead. That's why we sometimes called him ARDA the KEBAPCI!! The way he spoke english and oh boy, FRENCH it was a disaster! What a loser! I hope he is OK though, people with problems consider themselves lucky when seen him..
