Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike
Back. Five films from Kevin Smith. What I
love about his movies is some of the dialogue. Some of it is rude and
crude, but it makes you laugh, well at least me
anyway.
So I give you some of my personal favorites.
Top Ten Lines from Kevin Smith Films
10. From Mall Rats
Man 1: I like to catch girls on the rebound after dating losers like
you. It makes them open to suggestion and I use that
to
penetrate them in an uncomfortable place
Man 2: Like what? In the back of a Volkswagon
9. From Dogma
Girl :What Are you guys doing here?
Jay: We came here to meet chicks
Girl: An abortion clinic
Jay: Sure, we figured it was a good place to meet loose women who
like sex, why else would they be here
8. From Dogma
Jay: Lets say we find ourselves in a situation, where the world is
going to end in like 5 minutes, would you sleep
with us then?
Girl: In the unlikely hood of that, sure
Jay: I knew it, she's a slut, Bong!
7. From Dogma
Girl: I didn't ask you here for sex
Jay: I'll take head
6. From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, they freed a monkey. The crime
was blamed on a false group, the CLIT. The
Collation for Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers.)
Girl: The CLIT is not real, we made it up
Law Enforcement Official: No the CLIT is real, The female orgasm,
that's the myth.
5. From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Girl: Jay, we're doing a thesis on the clitoris, do you have anything
you would like to say about it into the camera?
Jay: The female clitoris?
4. From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: What's the bitch so wound up about?
Girl: Maybe it's because we don't like being called Bitches
Jay: What should I call you then
Girl: Something sweet
Jay: Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck.
3. From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay discussing the possibilities of Super Monkey's taking over the world,
Jay: In this world gone mad, We won't spank the monkey. The Monkey will spank us.
2. From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: What the F&ck is the Internet?
1. From Clerks
Randall: This Job would be great if it wasn't for the f&cking customers