Top Ten Things You Can Say
About your Motorcycle
But not Your Girlfriend
10. It's not so bad if you don't mind the bugs in your teeth
9. If you squeeze together real tight you can get three on her
8. Sure you can ride her, everyone else has
7. Just give her a kick and she'll start right up
6. It's small but it makes a lot of noise
5. For a smooth ride you should oil it once a week
4. She is beautiful but after 4 - 5 hours she's a pain in the ass
3. Is that a Beautiful Hog or What?
2. It's so comfortable you could sit on it all day
1. When's the last time you say a tailpipe that beautiful?