Top Ten Michael Jackson Excuses
10. It wasn't me, It was Bubbles
9. The boy said he was touched by an African American, I'm white.
8. Lisa Marie, Debbie or Mccauley, which would you choose?
7. He didn't understand the meaning of my song Beat It. i was
just educating him.
6. I grew up with Latoya, of course I like boys
5. I saw Liz Taylor Nude once, that wrecked it for me
4. We were just pretending to Wrestle
3. He touched me first.
2. Two words, Joe Jackson
1. I told him he was crazy, he showed me he was nuts