Top Ten Things Not to Say During Sex
I'd like to take credit for coming up with these but I stole them.
Not enough time this month to come up with anything
good.
10. Is that Smell coming from you
9. You're not like your sister at all
8. Your Mom's hot
7. You woke me up for that
6. When is this suppose to feel good?
5. Can I borrow 5 bucks
4. Did I tell you my aunt Martha died in this bed?
3. Hurray up I have a Meeting
2. You wanted me to use a Condom?
1. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who
your fantasizing about