Top Ten Women I would Marry for 55 Hours
Note: This list is in no particular order.
Britney Spears - That would give her enough time to sing , Do me baby one more time
Christina - She and Britney are often compared to one another so why shouldn't I compare them? Plus rumor is Christina has many piercings. In 55 hours I should be able to find them all.
Cameron Diaz - She's beautiful plus I could impress women telling them that Yes Justin Timberlake and I both dated Britney and Cameron.
Paris Hilton - The beautiful Miss Hilton. In 55 hours we could make a couple videos and maybe I could get her to wash my dishes.
Madonna - After 55 hours, she'd lose that British Accent
Angelina Jolie - She could Tattoo my name on her arm any time. I draw the line at vials of blood however.
Mary Kate Olson - I've always wanted a twin for a sister in law
Ashley Olson - See above
Kathy Greenwood - Female Comedian on Who's Line is it Anyway. Very cute and funny. I probably couldn't be with someone funnier then me for more then 55 hours.
Jenna Jameson - The Adult Movie Actress. After 55 hours she would probably realize I don't measure up and would want a divorce on the grounds or irreconsizable differences