In light of the recent story that Michael Jackson is having
quintuplets, well another surrogate mother is having them for
him, I give you the,
Top Ten Potential Names for the Jackson quintuplets
10. Prince Albert
9. Comforter
8. Bubbles
7. Pillow
6. Door Knob
5. My Precious
4. Balcony
3. Mya Specimen
2. Teddy Bear
1. Cartman