Top Ten Gym Rules that Should be Enforced
10. No Singing. What's up with this? You wear headphones and
sing? Meanwhile I'm on the tread mill next to you thinking
you're a psycho.
9. No dancing or wild hand gestures. come on see above.
I don't need you snapping your waving your arms. Try don't
to draw so much attention to yourself.
8. Wipe down the equipment. What you don't sweat? I guess your Sh&t doesn't stink either.
7. spandex - Spandex works on some people, not all. It
doesn't work on me so I don't wear it. Only people that probably
don't need exercise should wear
Spandex, baggy clothes for the rest of us.
6. Pick up your towels. Your Mother or Wife isn't coming
down to pick up after you. I haven't been in the ladies room,
so I can't pick on them.
5. Use a towel, I don't need to see your twig and
berries, if you have to sit down naked on the bench, please but a towel
under you.
4. Bodily functions. Maybe it's me. Yes it's a guys
locker, don't come in with a soda to drink why you change and impress
us with your belching techniques.
3. No Grunting. Is it written some where you build more muscle
by grunting with each rep? I don't need to hear you
dyeing while I work out.
2. No weight slamming. Same as above. If you can't but
it down gently maybe your lifting too much. Am I supposed to
be impressed? Do chicks dig this?
1. We are both members. Don't come over and give me your
two cents on how I'm lifting wrong or not bending my
knees right. Let me do my
thing, you do yours. If I want advice I'll ask the people that are
paid to give it.