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God Send

Overview: Paul and Jessie Duncan (Greg Kinnear and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos) live in the city with their eight year old
son Adam (Cameron Bright). A terrible car accident claims Adam's life. One of Jessie's former teachers, Dr Wells (Robert
De Niro) approaches them with the idea of cloning Adam so they can have their son back.

My Rating: Not bad. I guess I expected worse. After Adam is "re born" and starts having his night terrors, the movie
will keep you on the edge of your seat. 

More Detail: When Jessie and Paul are first approached by Dr. Wells, Paul is dead set against doing it. Jessie wants her
little boy back. They only have a few days to get good DNA from Adam's body. After watching some videos of
Adam, Paul gives in and they have the procedure.

As part of the deal they can not tell anyone what they are doing and they have to move, cutting off all ties with family
and friends, anyone who knew Adam. Dr. Wells gets Paul a job and even puts them in a house.

The new Adam is born and everything seems fine. The night after his 8 birthday things start to change. Adam starts 
having night mares of everyone in school laughing at him. When Paul and Jessie can't wake him they take him to Dr. Wells.
He tells them everything is ok, just a case of Night terrors.

As time goes on, Adam becomes more and more distant. Dis obeys his parents, spits on kids and teachers in school.

Paul and Jessie are concerned that Adam is having memories of when he died, again the Doctor tells them that can not
happen. Paul wants to take Adam to another doctor but is talked out of it. 

During one of Adam's nightmares Paul talks to him to try and get some information. A boy from Adam's school is missing
and Paul fears Adam may have had something to do with it. 

During a session with Dr. Wells, Adam tells them about a school fire, he even gives them the school name. He also says
His name is not Adam it is Zack. Paul does some digging around and finds out a boy named Zack burned down the
school and also killed his mother. The father was at work, he was a Doctor.

Turns out Dr. Wells cloned the baby to be Adam on the outside and his own dead son, Zack on the inside. Now Paul
is off to try and keep Adam from killing Jessie.

The Girl Next Door

Overview: Matthew Kidman is a clean cute high school senior. When Danielle moves next door, his world is turned 
upside down. Danielle is a former adult star trying to get out of the business. Can Matthew get her out of the business 
and not wreck his life at the same time?

My Rating: I can sum this up in two words, Elisha Cuthbert. She is drop dead gorgeous as Danielle. Excellent romantic
comedy.

More Detail: Matthew (Emile Hirsch) is his school's president. As all the other Senior's party and cut class at the end of 
the year, Matt and his friends Eli and Klitz, talk about raising hell, but never do.

Matt has been accepted to Georgetown University. He needs to write a speech to get the scholarship that will allow him to 
go. While working on his speech he sees Danielle (Cuthbert). 

In his room he spies on her changing and she catches him. She goes next door and knocks on the door. Matt figures he is
screwed, but she just wanted to introduce herself to his parents and him. He goes out to show her around town. She pulls 
her car over and tells him to get out and strip. You saw me, I should see you. Of course she drives away leaving him with 
no clothes. 

Danielle and Matt start hanging out. She is wild compared to Matt and has him trying new things. Skipping class and going 
for a midnight swim in someone else's pool.

Matt's friend, Eli, is a porn freak and shows Matt a tape of Danielle. Taking some bad advice from Eli, Matt takes Danielle 
to a cheap motel. She knows he has found out and plays along before leaving him.

He goes back to apologize to her later and meets Kelly, her producer. She is starting back up in the business.

Kelly lets Matt hang around for a bit. They seem like friends but Kelly wants Matt out of the way. Kelly and Danielle go to 
the Adult show in Vegas. Eli, Klitz and Matt follow.

Matt gets roughed up by Kelly, but manages to tell Danielle she doesn't have to do this and she is better then this.

Danielle leaves and goes back to Matt, this really upsets Kelly. Kelly sets up Matt at a robbery of another producer. He 
also steals the $25,000 the school raised to bring a student from Cambodia to America.

To get the money back, Matt recruits Eli, Klitz and a couple of Danielle's work friends, April and Ferrari to make a film 
at prom. Kelly's producer rival, Hugo agrees to buy the film and split the proceeds 50/50 if they pull it off.

At Prom they make their movie. Matt almost had to step in when one of the guys they got at school could not perform. But 
he was thinking too much of Danielle and could not go through, Klitz stepped up to do the scene.

The next day the tape was missing. Kelly took the tape and was at Matt's house. He wanted the money Matt was going to 
get or he would show it to the principal and Matt's parents. Matt said I don't care go ahead.

The tape was a Sex ed video, not a porno. Eli had been wanting to do a new version of the boring sex ed video you 
always see in High school. The big scene was proper technique for putting on a Condom. 

Hellboy

Overview: In 1944, during World War II the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense was created to combat Hitler's 
love of the occult. A mad monk, Rasputin, opens a Tran dimensional portal and the demon Hellboy comes out. The 
US interferes in the process and takes in Hellboy. He becomes our first line of defense against monsters in the world.  

My Rating: Good Sci-Fi Flick. A lot of action. The "hot" Selma Blair stars as Liz, a fire starter. Get it, Hot.

More Detail: When Hellboy came through the portal in 1944, he was taken in by scientist Trevor Broom. Broom and 
the soldiers are the ones that names Hellboy because of his red color and large right hand made of rock.

In present day, Hellboy and Broom work for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense. Basically this is a freak 
house with Hellboy and Abe Sapien, an alien that can live in and out of the water and is highly intelligent. 

Broom is old and dyeing. He is hiding this fact from Hellboy. A new FBI recruit, John Myers, joins the bureau to take over 
for Broom.

In 1944, Rasputin along with his girlfriend Ilsa and a skilled Nazi assassin all disappeared. They are back now looking 
for Hellboy, he is the key to unlocking the Tran Dimensional Portal and releasing monsters on the earth. They have sprung 
this squid like creatures that don't die on the city already.

Hellboy has a crush on this girl Liz. Liz is a firestarter who left the Bureau. Outside of the Bureau she has learned to control 
her fire starting up till a visit from Rasputin. Myers convinces her to come back to the agency. 

After Broom and other agents are slaughtered by the squid creatures and Rasputin's army, they go to Russia to the sight of 
the portal.

In the final battle, Hellboy almost unlocks the portal to save to Liz but instead destroys Rasputin and his army. Liz is all 
so saved. 


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