June News

BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German 
car magazine has found. 

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue 
that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. 

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes
were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing
after. 

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9)
with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.

Webmaster Note: This is information you will not find in Consumer's Digest. Keep in mind however it is a German magazine
and last time I checked, the BMW was a German car. 

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A mother has been arrested for forcing her 12-year-old son to sweep the yard naked as a punishment.

Neighbors in Fredericksburg, Virginia, alerted the police after seeing the boy outside the house in 50F temperatures and in 
the wind and rain.

The mother was charged with felony child neglect, reports the Free Lance Star. The boy told police his mother had given 
him the punishment for misbehaving at school.

No court date has been set in the case. The mother faces up to five years in prison if convicted.

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A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was
performing a sex act on the driver at the time. 

Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito.
Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito's Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several 
trees. 

But Specyalski claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney,
Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car. 

Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg ruled Tuesday that Specyalski can proceed with the defense, despite objections 
by the prosecutor. 

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," 
Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open 
court." 

Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed. 

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have 
been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling 
well." 

Also Tuesday, Holzberg denied Donovan's motion to use gender as grounds to eliminate jurors. Donovan had argued 
that women would be biased and more likely to convict

Webmaster Note: Man, I'd like to be the jury hearing this case. Excuse me judge, I think we need to hear a little more
detail on what happened the night of the crash. If you could dim the lights and speak slowly. Thank You.

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A New York court official is suing the city after a toilet he was sitting on, broke.

Frank D'Alessandro is claiming $5m (about £2.8m) following the incident last July.

He says he's suffered four herniated discs in his back after hitting the floor, says the New York Post.

Mr D'Alessandro said: "I was sitting on the toilet bowl and the next thing you know, it exploded. I was on the floor, on top of a pile of broken porcelain, in a puddle of water and filth."

He now goes to physical therapy and a chiropractor, and stretches every morning for 20 minutes before going to work. "It's a pain in the ass to do all this stuff," he said.

Webmaster Note: I'd say a lot of this story was a pain in the ass

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A teenager caught stealing adult videos from a shop in Painesville, Ohio, has had an unusual punishment handed down by 
a judge.

NewsChannel5says Jeremy Sherwood will have to stand outside the shop for four hours while wearing a blindfold.

He was found guilty of theft by Judge Michael Cicconetti, who is known for handing out unusual sentences.

He originally sentenced Sherwood to 60 days in jail, suspending 30 of those days. He also sentenced him to 12 months 
of probation and 15 hours of community service.

Sherwood was given the choice of serving the 30 days in jail or graduating from his high school and standing in front of 
the video store.

The teenager chose the more unusual sentence which he will serve on Saturday

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A Philadelphia police chief has been suspended after his detectives staking out a brothel allegedly caught him leaving 
the building while he was off-duty.

Runnymede Borough officials say Police Chief James Martin Leason has been suspended without pay and charged 
with promoting prostitution.

Leason has also been charged with misconduct in office. He could face up to 15 years in prison if convicted. He was 
released Monday on a $5,000 bond.

A council spokesman said: "The mayor and council are shocked and disappointed by Chief Leason's arrest. However, 
the safety of the residents will not be affected by this incident."

Runnymede resident Dawn Coulter, 27, said: "Even my grandma was talking about it. She thinks it's disgusting. I think 
it's disgusting, too. It's hard to believe. I mean, the guy is the police chief, and he gets arrested for prostitution. It's 
very shameful."

The alleged brothel at the Arbors Apartments in Maple Shade had been in operation since at least July 2003, Burlington
County authorities said. Prosecutor Robert Bernardi said officers had been investigating the brothel, not the chief.

Leason was arrested as he left the apartment after "engaging in various sex acts with one of the two female employees,"
authorities alleged.

Robert Del Sordo, a lawyer who has known the chief since his days as a patrolman, said Leason had a reputation in 
the community for "being fair and square," reports Philadelphia Inquirer.

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An Iowa man has been convicted of indecent exposure despite his wife testifying that her husband's penis couldn't have 
been seen from 35ft away as alleged.

Doug Neece was charged with indecent exposure following three incidents in 2002. 

In one, a female postal worker said she saw Neece, naked from the waist down, standing in a doorway of his home or 
garage with an erection.

The postal worker said Neece had an erection at the time, reports the Quad City Times. 

Neece told the court in Scott County that his clothes didn't fit well because he'd lost weight and that he was doing yard 
work with one of his children when one of the incidents was reported.

His wife Sheila told the jury that, from a physical standpoint, her husband isn't very well-endowed and simply couldn't 
have been seen from that distance.

Neece, 41, has no previous criminal convictions, but faces up to a year in jail on each charge and will be placed on 
Iowa state's sex offender registry.

Webmaster Note: Honey, please stop trying to help me, my Penis could be seen from 50 feet away your honor, see...

 


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