It's July 4th, you know what that means, Nellos and Franny's (my
breakfast joint) are closed for the week. Damn
family owned restaurants.
I tried to con, I mean invite, a couple of the girls from Nellos to
my house on Friday and Saturday to cook for me. No
takers. I always forget, get them drunk first, then ask, and if
possible get the answer in writing or on tape.
So I didn't get anyone to come over and cook for me, but Lisa and I
had a nice dinner Friday night at Catch 22. I
mean I guess it would have been nicer if she didn't bring her husband
but, what could I do.
At least the week went by fast and my withdrawals were at a minimum.
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A new video series is coming soon, Guys Gone Wild. That's right, if Girls can go wild I guess guys can too.
Three DVDs are coming out, Guys Gone Wild, Guys Gone Wild: Spring Break and Guys Gone Wild: Frat Boys.
Apparently I am on the first DVD which promises 15 HUGE minutes of
Bonus Footage. Hopefully my Royalty checks
will start coming in.
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Science has come a long way. Without science we wouldn't have a cure for things like small poxs and polio.
We still have some deadly killers out there that science is working
on, cancer and aids to name a couple. Not all scientists
strive for the same achievements. I think that is the reason we have
pills like Enzyte and Chaser. A pill for Male
"enhancement" and one so we don't feel hungover in the morning.
I'm not sure who invented these but they obviously decided to tackle
some of the worlds smaller (enzyte pun) problems.
In school these must have been the students that said screw cancer, I
gotta figure away I can have 6 drinks at night and
feel good enough to operate the next morning.
Who are the makers of Enzyte and Chaser? I'm guessing its women. So
much for that Size doesn't matter BS. He's really
a nice guy, I think he's the one, if he only had a bigger piece of
strudel. Guy's don't order enzyte, our girlfriends order it and
tell us it's a vitamin pill.
And Chaser, obviously the goal of Chaser is to go out at night, have
5 or 6 martinis and wake up feeling great in the morning.
It really works too. This girl I met one night had taken a Chaser.
She was pretty wasted but in the morning she looked and
felt great, until she realized I was next to her in bed, that caused
some stomach turning. I guess that will be the next pill
they (women) come up with, one that let's you drink all you want but
keeps you alert enough not to end up with guys like me.
And by the way Susie, I thought we had a good time that night, no
strings attached. It's one thing not to return my calls
but sending me a 30 day trial of enzyte was just a low blow.
The only time a guy deserves a low blow is when he is dating a midget, I'll stop there.
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On July 8 I went out with some of the people I work with. As they
will tell you it is a rare occasion I join. Nothing
personal, just I tend to have plans on Thursday. But this was a
special Thursday night out. One of out co workers, Krissy,
was setting sail to another department.
I got an invite to the "gathering" informing me of am
Urgent LMA night out. I had no idea what LMA was but prior to
going out Krissy explained it to my friend Dean and I. When I first
heard what it stood for, I wasn't sure if we were going
out for drinks or a night of wild partying. Maybe I'll explain LMA
later, it might be better kept as a inside joke.
We went to Cleary's in Boston and we had a great time. My friend Dean
and I live in the same condo complex, different
buildings all together, not that there is anything wrong with that. A
few months ago Dean's desk was moved behind mine,
what a blessing in disguise. The girls all love Dean and stop by to
see him. That allows me to pop in on the action with my
humor.
Any way, We had planned on the 8:25 train out of Boston. around 8:10
I notice Dean sitting at a table with three beautiful
ladies. Naturally I had to go over to remind him of the time, it was
my duty. No problem he tells me, we'll make it. One
of the girls, Jenna, invited me to sit down, like I'm going to say
no. Turns out the three are in town going to school for
their masters, they are teachers. Jenna was from Jersey, and the
other two, Jill and Amber, I think, were from hot - lanta.
Now we are at a round table. Dean is on my left, Jenna on my right.
Dean tells me we got go. Get going I'm right
behind you. I grab my bags, say good night and look at my pager, I
have one minute to get to the train. Who does
he think I am Bruce Jenner?
Needless to say I didn't make it and my boy was not behind me. I go
back and the dude is in my seat next to Jenna.
I think he set me up.
Now more guys from work were there and they all started gathering
around Dean to meet the girls. Dean and I had to wait
another hour and 40 mins for the next train.
Honestly, that was ok with me. We talked some more to the girls, I
mostly listened when the talked about God and
religion, where did that come from. Anyway, I had a great night,
Friday morning kind of sucked but it was worth it. I did
feel bad about deserting our original party. Most of them had already
left, but Alex and Alexis were still around talking.
I almost felt like I should get up and go back to join them but come
on, these were three hot teachers. Beautiful and Smart.