Don't name a pig you plan to eat. 

 Country fences need to be

 horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

  Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

 A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

 Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

 Words that soak into your ears

are whispered, not yelled.

  To know how country folks are doin',

look at their barns, not their houses.

  Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

 Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

 Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat.

 Don't corner something meaner than yourself.

  You can catch more flies with honey

than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

 Man is the only critter who feels the need

to label things as flowers or weeds.

 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

  You can't unsay a cruel thing.

Every path has some puddles.

  Don't wrestle with pigs:

 you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

 Author Unknown

Yee, haw! God is good all the time!!

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