| They call it the "Federal Bureau of Information" but WE know that underneath it's really just a group of Norwegian penguins masquerading as politicians!!! You may have thought that all those government officals were weird, maybe even a little fishy, but I bet you never realised before that it was NOT your imagination- in fact those WERE fish in thier pockets, and they WERE sitting on big blocks of ice. I bet you thought you were lossing it didn't you?!? Well now you know. This has to end: no longer will we tolerate a bunch of penguins in suits collecting such personal information as "favourite flavour of icecream" or "colour of bathroom"!!! No, we will rise up against the FBI's penguin leaders by stealing the officials from every zoo in the world!!! |
