Well well well. Here I be. NO I’M NOT FINISHING SARAH’S BIRTHDAY THING YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!!!!

And now that that’s outta the way.................................

Reita: *singing karaoke in some random room of Gackt’s mansion* R-E-S-P-E-C-T, FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!!!!!
Kyo: Show us your boobs!
Miyavi: BOOOOOOOOOOOO -
Kyo: -BS!
Miyavi: No not boobs! BOO! Silly goose!
Kyo: What are you, gay?
Miyavi: GASP! How dare you?!
Kyo: No, I’m serious, are you?
Miyavi: Well, I.... I might be a little... CURIOUS...
Kyo: ....
Reita: SOCKITTOMESOCKITTOMESOCKITTOMESOCKITTOME - *power suddenly goes out* Hey..... MY BIG MOMENT IS RUINED! *tries to run away but runs into a wall* MY NOSE! .... Haahahahaaaa, just kidding. I don’t have a nose. I look like pac-man.
Kyo: ...
Miyavi: ...
Kyo: Alright, ignoring that - I’m sure the power will come back on any minute now.
Reita: Ooooooh, let’s tell scary stories.
Kyo: Ok. One day, you sang karaoke.
Reita: ...
Kyo: What? Not scary enough for ya?
Reita: YOU HATE ME!!!
Miyavi: Hahahaha, yeah he does! He hates everybody! Hahahahaaaa!!!!
Reita: ...
Kyo: Ok well the power isn’t coming back on, so... what should we do?
Reita: Well, what do people normally do when their power goes out? THEY GO FLIP THE BREAKER SWITCH, DUH!
Kyo: Don’t get smart with me, sonny!
Reita: What’re you gonna do, smack me with your cane?!
Kyo: Maybe I will...
Miyavi: QUIT FIGHTING! Miyavi will save the day!
Kyo: Oh give it a rest, beanpole, you couldn’t save your own asshole. Now everyone follow me, the only real man here. And watch and learn as I save us all.
Reita: Yes, sir!
Miyavi: ...
Reita: Whaaaaaat? I have a disorder, I can’t help but obey the vocalist...
Miyavi: Sigh. I’m surrounded by midgets.
Reita: ...
Kyo: You suckfaces comin’ or not?!
Reita: Coming! *follows*
Miyavi: *follows, shaking head*

Meanwhile, somewhere else in the house...

Gackt: *dancing around vacuuming the living room with headphones on, singing ... in the dark*
Aoi: Gackt.
Gackt: EEK!
Aoi: ...
Gackt: Oh, Aoi, it’s just you... You scared me. I was uh.... having a.... moment...
Aoi: Didn’t you notice that the power went out?
Gackt: Oh... it did? Well, you see, I have nightvision so I can see either way therefore I never can tell if lights are on or off...

*hours later*

Gackt: And that’s why I can see dead people.
Aoi: *snore*
Gackt: Hey! Wake up, my life is interesting!
Aoi: What, huh, who? *looks around*
Gackt: Gosh, some people can be SO RUDE! *storms off in a fit of anger due to someone not loving him*
Aoi: ...Damn, looks like I’m gonna havta find the breaker myself.
Mao: Nonsense! I will escort you.
Aoi: Hey, I thought you were a dog or somethin’.... and you couldn’t talk.
Mao: Uh, sure, we can play that game.... if you want.
Aoi: What?
Mao: It all depends on how much you’re willing to pay me!
Aoi: What?!
Mao: You mean... you’re... not a... customer...... ?
Aoi: Uh. No.
Mao: DAMN. Now I’ve made a complete and total ASS out of myself. Well, I think I need to go lie down. *twitches off into the darkness*
Aoi: I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.
Mao: Geez, I heard that ya know, I mean I’m right here...
Aoi: ...
Mao: You could’ve at least given me a chance to get farther away... Rude...
Aoi: ...
Ruki: Did someone say RUKI?!
Aoi: No, he said rude.
Ruki: Oh.
Aoi: Same thing though.
Ruki: ...
Aoi: Ruki. Help me find the breaker so we can turn the power on.
Ruki: Oooooh, do I have to....
Aoi: Do it or you’re out of the band!
Ruki: You can’t replace me! I’m too hott to be replaced!

*clap of thunder*

Ruki: EEK! *jumps into Aoi’s arm*
Aoi: So that’s why the power went out... it’s storming outside... I never would’ve known, this stupid house is like a fortress or a jail cell or something, no windows, or - HEY! *drops him*
Ruki: Uh! What was that for!
Aoi: You were havin’ a little too much fun there, tubby.
Ruki: ...
Wang: *materializes* Hey! Have you guys seen...
Ruki: Seen who?
Wang: Well... I forget my line. But anyway let’s go find that breaker or whatever.
Ruki: Oh, joy, a road trip...
Aoi: Look! *opens a random closet and finds dirt bikes inside*
Ruki: Dirt bikes.... *looks to the sky in a why-me sort of fashion*
Wang: But there’s only two...
Ruki: Looks like we have to ride together, Aoi....
Aoi: Sigh. Ruki, if you’re gay for me, well you better go head with that, boy, cause I’m a man and I don’t sway that way!
Ruki: I’M NOT GAY! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
Aoi: ...
Wang: ...
Ruki: DON’T JUDGE ME! I’M JUST A GAY ROBOT WITH NO BUTT!!!

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAW WAS A DREAM! NOTHING BUT A DREEEEEAAAAAAMMM!!!! *Tatsurou going woOoOoooOooOoooOOooo and making strange hand movements*

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