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1. Blackocrisp - burnt beyond recognition
"Hey, Hank, you'd better get your hand out of the fire, you don't want it getting blackocrisp."
"Don't blackocrisp my pankcakes!"
2. Crapernet - Internet service at SU
"Man, the crapernet is down again."
3. Death-Stomachish - carnivorous
"Not all dinosaurs were death-stomachish, in fact, some only ate apples."
4. Eyeshields - glasses
5. Flirt-slap - A light tap on face, usually accompanied by "Be nice"
"She flirt-slapped Ryan after he insulted the clown."
6. Transfacially - Pertaining to the whole face, encompassing the whole face
"After Sally called me stupid, I slapped her transfacially and repeatedly."
