DAN'S EQUATION

The following equation was devised by Dan Branscombe, a student who was enrolled in the Space Matters freshman seminar:

We are well aware of the sayings knowledge is power and time is money. Well, if you put them into equation form like this:

• k=p
• t=m

And take into consideration the physics equation power=work/time, you can do some substitution and get:

• knowledge=work/money

Solve for money and you get:

• money=work/knowledge

Now, according to this equation, as knowledge goes to zero, money goes to infinity, so in other words, the dumber you are, the more money you will make. This also proves that Bill Gates is the dumbest person on the planet.