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PERSONAL
PHRASES
BOING! TWOING! DWOING!
Stacy, Me, Danielle
Crap Happens, Get a new spoon and move on
~MOI
I AM beautiful
~Brian
DOWN TOBY!!!
~Jesse
Dude, when you spun that wheel...
~Brian
WANISA!!!
~Steph, Jesse, Holly, Me, Jimmy, James, and all my other friends
too
CHOPPED NUTZ!!
~Me, Holly, Tracey, & Brain
# 87
~Kelli & Me
So i walked in and he told me he didnt want anymore
"BRITNEY/CHRISTINA"
wannabes, so i stood up and said "Well, at least THESE are
real!" and then he
kicked me out, AGAIN!!
~Stephanie
PEACOCKS IN BAKING SODA!!
~MOI
VOTE ~4~ NANCY!!
~Me and my friends
Me Casa et Me Casa, so GET THE HELL OUT!!
~KatiAnne
When i WANT a CD i GET a cd... even before it comes out!
~Steve
Only on Wednesdays and Fridays
~Tracey and us
Come *N* Get
~Stephanie
Brian stepped on me!
~Mandy
Atleast THESE are real!
~Steph
Same to YOU!
~Kara
Ova where, ova there
~Tracey
Dont forget to drink your 2% milk
~Holly
Dont forget the fruit
~Me, Holly, Kara, Kelli, & Tracey
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
~Steph
You Drive there and ill drive back
~Me and Holly
I Cant AFFORD the rest of my pants
~Charlie
Did you see that piece of cheese running across the road
~Kara
They told YOU where to go
~everyone
Guys and Girls only have one thing in common in a relationship: They always put the guy first
~Stacy
"Uh, hello…" Katie interrupted the welcoming committee, "Mentally unstable girls here, scared for life by yet another near death experience!"
~umm... writen by Sarah, said by Katie
over the years, i have obtained quite a basment collection myself
~Me
Milk Duds are awesome...
Cheez Mania Cheez Curls are awesome...
but together... not awesome...
like tuna,
tuna is not awesome...
~me
I Break windows, hear me Roar!
~Ben
SoNGS
YOU CANT HAVE MY COUCH!!!
~ICP *Mad Professor
Rapper dies of AIDS and you hardly mention.
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend.
~TWIZTID *Terrible
Think about it, 100 yrs ago there was all different ppl living on
our planet, now
they dead. 200 yrs ago was a whole nother posse, now they dead.
the dead
probably out number the living 10,000 to 1. 100 yrs from now,
we'll be dead.
~ICP & TWIZTID *Rock The Dead*
We're the future of the world, with love let's take our stand,
for all that we
believe, forever and ever
~*N Sync *Forever Young
Take it from me, it's a lesson to be learned, even the good guys
get burned.
~*N Sync *No Strings Attached
We twist and turn where angels burn, like fallen soldiers we will
learn, that once
forgot and twice removed, love will beat the death out of you.
~Savage Garden *Tears of Pearls
Now we dont live, we exist
~Savage Garden *Hold Me
Sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me
~Savage Garden *The Best Thing
Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie
which one is more human? there's a thought, now you decide.
~Savage Garden *The Animal Song
love and other emotions are just chemical reactions in your brain
~Savage Garden *Gunning Down Romance
I Console myself that HALLMARK cards are true, I really do
~Savage Garden *Gunning Down Romance
If love is red then I'm color blind
~Savage Garden *To The Moon and Back
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, thats cruel.
~Bare Naked Ladies *$1,000,000
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, thats
cruel.
~Bare Naked Ladies *$1,000,000
everytime you point a finger, 3 more point right back at you
~Goo Goo Dolls *Amigone
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker
~Green Day *Warning
I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are
breeding
~Harvey Danger *Flag Pole Sitta
Space may be our final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood
basement
~Red Hot Chili Peppers *Californication
SHOWS
AND MOVIE QUOTES
AUSTIN POWERS I, II,
III
And Im Spent
Im gonna go watch a MOOOVIE
Wait a tick! This means Im single again!
-Do you know how they keeo warm in Russia?
-We play chess
Mini Me, are you hungry? Do you want a hot pocket? no? how about
an eggo? NO, NO we do not gnaw on our kittie.
How bout no, you sick duth bastard
BOI DOME
-Iron man, Iron man, does whatever an Iron
can. Iron man, Iron man...
-That's Spider Man, Black Sabbith did Iron MMan
We got chippies, we got chippies, we got lots of food to eat.
- I dont wanna have to eat you
-I dont want you to eat me either
Free mahi mahi! Frehh mahi mahi!
VIVA LOS BIO DOME, VIVA LOS BIO DOME
-I am so fat!
- No you're not.
- Nobody likes me.
- You're beautiful.-
-People didn't like me in High School.
- Everybody loves you.
- Oh, thank you, so sweet Naomi.
-bum a cigarette?
-Bio Dome, does that mean it goes both ways??
-I dunno, but we do!
LORD OF THE RINGS:
The Fellowship Of The Ring
Gandalf: A wizzard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early.
He arrives precicly when he means to.
Bilbo: I dont know half of you half as well as i should like, and
i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve... ...I
regret to announce that this is the end. Im going now. I bid you
all a very fond farewell.
Boromir: Its a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear
and doubt over so small a thing, such a small thing.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yea, but what about second breakfast?
Merry: I dont think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: Well what about elevensees? Luncheon? Afternoon Tea?
Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesnt he?
Merry: I wouldnt count on it.
Sam: I've been droppin no eves sir, honest, i was just cutting
the grass outside that window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: what did you hear? SPEAK!
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, i heard a great deal about a
ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world.
but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, dont turn me into anything...
unnatural.
Gimli: I will be dead before i see the ring in the hands of an
elf! Never trust and elf!
Sam: This is it.
Frodo: this is what?
Sam: If i take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home
i've ever been.
Frodo: come along, Sam. You know what Bilbo used to say
"it's a dangerous busniess, Frodo, going out your door. You
step onto the road, and if you dont keep your feet, there's no
telling where you might be swept off to.
Sam: Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me!
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to seperate you two,
even when he is summoned to a secret council, and you are not.
Legolas: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.
LORD OF THE RINGS:
The Two Towers
Gimli: I cant see whats going on!
Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you? or shall i
fetch you a box?
Gimli: Toss me
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump that distance, you'll have to toss me... uh,
dont tell the elf.
Gandalf: Keep your forked tongue behing your teeth. I have not
passed through fire and death to bandy wicked words with a
witless worm.
Legolas: A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night.
Treebeard: There is no curse in elvish, or entish, or the tongue
of men for this treachery.
Gimli: Thats 2 already!
Legolas: I'm on 17!... 19!
Gimli:What? I shall not let some pointy-ear out score me!
Gimli: It is true you dont see many dwarf women. Infact, they are
so alike in voice and appearence, that they are often mistaken
for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards
Pippin: the closer we are to danger, the farther we are from
harm.
Treebeard: Hmmm... That does not make sense to me. but then
again, you are very small. Perhaps you're right.
Gimli: It's luck you live by my friend, lets hope it lasts the
night.
Legolas: Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
Gimli: Yes, lets hope THEY last the night!
Éomer: I
would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood
but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: he stands not alone. You would die before your stroke
fell.
Sam: It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that
really matter. Full of darkness and danger they were. And
sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the
end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when
so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing
thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come.
And when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. Those are
the stories that stayed with you-that meant something, even if
you were too small to understand why.
WHOSE LINE IS IT
ANYWAYS
Oh, I'll never tell
You can do this just like me, You can do this just like me
You cant stop me now, no you cant stop me now
HURT YOU
Get my brown pants
I may taste like butter, but im not
Buffy The Vampire Slayer RANDOM RANDOM
QUOTES SHUT UP or I'll light
you on fire. ~*~ HOME ~*~
he can attack me, he can send assassins after me... but NOBODY messes with MY BOYFRIEND!
Buffy
All I want to do is graduate highschool, move to Europe, marry Christian Slayter, and Die...
~Buffy
Carter you DICK!
~Final Destination
Wearing this, wearing ONLY this
~Titanic
If you're happy and you know it say a swear... BOOB! HEINY!
~Simpson
Just tweakin your fins, man
~MMC
Ya, that gorilla's real
~MMC
Man with feet firmly on ground has trouble putting on his pants.
Why fall in LOVE? I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE.
The problem with the dictionary is, in order to look up a word's
spelling, you first
have to know how it's spelled
Anything is good if it is made of chocolate
BEWARE!! The great silver monkey may chew on your brains
~bumper sticker
One of life's greatest mysteries is how a 2 lb. box of chocolate
can make a woman
gain 10 lbs...
when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it
only takes 4 muscles
to extend your arm and smack them in the head
if GOD intended man to smoke, he would have lit them on fire.
Join the army, Meet new people, Then kill them
I'm free of all prejudices- I hate everyone equally
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
Live like there's no tomorrow
Dance like no one is watching
Drive like you stole it