Pinecone
by: Me & Brian
There was once an emu named Todd. He liked wearing miittens in the
summer. The cute fuzzy pink ones. This particular emu also liked
eating soap. One day, Todd was tap dancing down the street and he ran
into a stop sigh. He said, "OUCH!" Then he got up and walked away. He
walked until he found a store. HARK! For it was a GAP store. How
convenient! For he wasn't wearing any pants. Old women and young
children fainted at the sight of this. So they started beating him
with umbrellas and hair brushes. So Todd fought back by grabbing a
random baby out of a shopping cart and swinging it at anyone who came
near him.
The moral of this story is: Not everything tastes like chicken!