A NIGHT IN PARIS
by: Me & Brian
Once upon a time there was a little chicken named Gordan. He lived in
a tiny house in Whales. Gordan's HOBBIES are doing jumping jacks,
limboing, watching Richard Simmons videos, shaving his legs, eating
raw potatoes, and sucking mufflers. Gordan was a silly chicken who
went to gay bars every Tuesday and Sunday night. Gordan also enjoys
shopping at nursing homes. he claims that they have very old people
and really nice wheelchairs. Gordan doesn't like ICP cause "theyz goin
chicken huntin..." One day while Gordan was minding his own business,
picking grass from his lawn, the FBI came along and put him in a bag,
but not without first asking, "Paper, or plastic?" Then he took a
moment to think before answering, "Cotton please!!!" The nice FBI men
then took him to an insane asylum and made him eat purple jellybeans.
he felt very offended by this. so he threw a pick-up truck across
candyland. Unfortunately, one of the tires fell off of the truck,
bounced off of the wall, and came back to hit Gordan in the head...
Killing him.
The moral to this story is: Remember to wash behind your ears before
going to bed...
~>:-�