Broken Glass
by: Me & Brian
There once lived a goldfish named Happy. Happy happened to be the
hippest of the hoppers in his hippity, hoppity, hood. He also liked
gravy. He liked to swim in old hags mouths'. He did high dives off of
their noses. The other fish always made fun of him because of his
shiny, red, dorsal fin. Happy didn't like to be made fun of all of the
time so he painted himself beaver, changed his name to Heppy, and
moved to another hood. The new and improved Heppy was still made fun.
SO he joined the KKK and went on to write famous operas such as
"Phantom of The Gravy Bowl", and "Fish." Eventually, he went through a
mid-life crisis and lived out his life-long dream of scrubbing toilet
bowls. Sadly, one day, while he was doing his job, he was flushed to a
small town in Mexico where they ate tacos that were filled with
Mongolian Chameleons. Dreadfully, he drank the contaminated water and
the bacteria within it ate him alive!!!
The moral to this story is: The rainbow ones are better than the other
ones.