SWEAR WORD SIMULATOR

''           
         NEW!   
-----------------------
POTTY MOUTHED
  CALCULATOR  
  ''
Lbl 9
''  ''
''  ''
''  ''
''  ''
'' 
YOU''
Int 5Ran#+1->A
A=1=>''HOG-HUMPING''
A=2=>''PUS-SUCKING''
A=3=>COW-LIKE''
A=4=>''TURD LIKE''
A=5=>''VERMIN-RIDDEN''
Int 5Ran#+1->B
B=1=>''UP CHUCK INSPIRING''
B=2=>''SCRAWNY ASSED''
B=3=>''ZIT FACED''
B=4=>''BITTLICKING''
B=5=>''RECTUM-WHIFFING''
Int 8Ran#+1->C
C=1=>''SMELLY CROTCHED''
C=2=>''DUMSHIT''
C=3=>''SELF-OBSORBED''
C=4=>''CRUD INFESTED''
C=5=>''TURD-SPANKING''
C=6=>''BUTT-UGLY''
C=7=>''PORK-BELLIED''
C=8=>''ROTUND''
Int 15Ran#+1->D
D=1=>''SMELLY BASTARD!''
D=2=>''SLUT!''
D=3=>''FLOOZY!''
D=4=>''WEINER!''
D=5=>''DICKWAD!''
D=6=>''HAG!''
D=7=>''SHREW!''
D=8=>''DOUCHE BAG!''
D=9=>''SPERM-BANK!''
D=10=>''PECKER!''
D=11=>''TRAMP!''
D=12=>''BITCHWAD!''
D=13=>''WENCH!''
D=14=>''APE!''
D=15=>''TART!''


Copyright 2000, Blair Jordan Inc.