2 Weeks ago False Witness was hunting elk in the wonderfull mountains of the appalachian. Yes, all of us of False Witness was having a dandy time. Thats until we were all kidnapped by Indians. The indians planned to kill false witness. But Nathan Thompson, being the skilled outdoorsman he is, talked them into letting us go. Nathan said he used the techniques his Chippendale stripper friend taught him. All he had to do was get on his knees, beg, and basically open up to the indians explaining how great false witness is. Thats when the indian "spread their joy" all over nathans face. He let all of false witness go and were all friends now. Nathan still visits the indians and is gone for days. He says hes relieving stress within their sacred tribe.