EPISODE 5
Big Brother Maximum 2: *Doors Open*

With Logan nominating Mari and Lauren, he got negative vibes from the rest of the houseguests, mainly Brett. Logan then won Veto and used it on Mari. After he used Veto, a twist was discovered, which was the Veto holder can now make the new nominee. After Brett and Logan�s arguments he saw Brett as a threat and since Logan was HOH and Veto he had no choice but to make a new nominee and he put Brett up. Logan was scared for the next week and wanted to apologize and start over with everyone, but some people didn�t by it. On eviction night the votes were close, and by a vote of 5 to 4, Lauren became the first person Evicted from the Big Brother Maximum 2 house. Lavada and Bob were close to Head Of Household, but Lavada came out with the victory. Who will Lavada nominate? Find Out Now On Big Brother Maximum 2�
Lauren�
Mari: Lauren was just evicted from the game in a very close vote. I felt awful that I was one of the people to vote for her to go, but I just couldn't vote for Brett. I felt very badly for Lauren and hope that she has better successes in her other games.
Lavada: I am sad to see Lauren go. I wasn't close with her but I did like her. I wanted Brett to go just because I don't want to drama between Brett and Logan.
Dina: I feel so bad Lauren was the one to go. I loved her! She was so sweet and we really had a lot in common. Im really hoping her eviction doesnt change our increase in friendship. I actually feel so horrible for voting to evict her, but I know if I vote Brett that I couldnt live with myself.
Logan: well i dont know what to think. lauren was evicted, it is really sad. it was hard to listen to the results on eviction night. i dont understand why she left instead of brett. it just does not make since to me. when she left she said bye to everyone and was like- "bye guys, i think you all know what you have to do." and i know what it means. it means get rid of me. but lauren thinks they actually will.- they wont. im still in this game. no one will get rid of me. but i will get rid of some of these people. just wait and see!
Louie: Lauren may have been nice but due to Logan�s rampage she paid the price. Shes just the beginning though. Many others will go before im the only one remaining. Ill let them get caught up in their own little problems and vendettas and then i will strike when im needed. Right now everyone is in the palm of my hand they are the puppets and im the puppeteer. I hope they arent underestimating my potential for just mass destruction.  In the immortal words of cause I�m gonna be here a while 1 down 10 to go.
The Queen �B�
Lavada has won this week Head Of Household, some people really feel they are safe and the sucking up begins�
Lavada: WHY did I go after HOH after I said I wouldnt. LOL. I didn�t want it but guess what? I do. I have to make a hard decision. I really like everyone left. Its so hard.
HOH CHALLENGE FLASHBACK:
Bob: Can i make you an offer?
Lavada: ok
Bob: I throw this if you swear to not nominate me
Lavada]: i was hoping you would win and you not nominate me
Bob: lol
Lavada: i mean i wont nominate you
Lavada: but i dont want to win
Bob: I made it to the final 2 on an easy question that nobody else knew lol. I didn't even want to win. I had a hard time trying to find the webpage, but didn't try as hard as I could have. I didn't really talk to Lavada in week 1 that much, but I'm glad I did just before the HoH competition, lol.
Lavada: so who WERE you going to nominate
Lavada: if you dont mind me asking
Bob: promise you won't tell anyone in the game except the confessionals?
Lavada: I promise
Bob: Jeremy-because I haven't really gotten to know him and Logan-because he got Lauren evicted (I promised her that if she got evicted and I won HoH, I would nominate him(
Lavada: ok I do get your point
Bob: thanks
Lavada: i just think we need to keep Logan around
Lavada: he isnt a threat you know
Lavada: but i get why you want him gone because of your promise to Lauren
Bob: Lauren was the only one I knew coming into the game. And when she was nominated, I wanted to shove the ass pillows down his throat
Bob: his=logan
Lavada: oh no not my pillows how about something else
Bob: a chair? the hot tub?
Lavada: sounds fair
Bob: ok
Bob: I made it to the final 2 on an easy question that nobody else knew lol. I didn't even want to win. I had a hard time trying to find the webpage, but didn't try as hard as I could have. I didn't really talk to Lavada in week 1 that much, but I'm glad I did just before the HoH competition, lol.
Lavada: My first impression of Bob was that he was boring, but now I really enjoy his company. He is a funny guy. He is great. We get along so well and we both have the same strategy.
Jeremy: congratu-freakin-lations... lol
Lavada someone jealous
Lavada: lol jk
Jeremy: LOL
Lavada: wanna sleep with me in HOH
Jeremy: heck yeah!
Lavada: ok!
Lavada: I really like Jeremy. He is so much fun. He like a person I would hang out with outside the game. He is so funny and so spontaneous, he is like me and I think that is why he get along so well. We always joke around about men and stuff. Its cute.
Logan: LAVADA IS SOO COOL. I KNOW I CAN TRUST HER WITH MY LIFE. SHE WILL PROBABLY MAKE THE FINAL 4. I ENJOY BEING IN HER PRESENCE. SHES WONDERFUL.
Mari: Lavada won the Head of Household challenge, which I am very happy to see. I love Lavada, she's such a great person to talk to and get to know.
Dina: Well, Lavada won immunity and she seems really geniune and caring about her decisions.
Brett: LAVADA WON THE SECOND HOH !!!!!!! You go girl. She is my buddy.
Bob: Lavada is funny, smart, a great stratagizer, and maybe the person to join our alliance to replace Lauren.
'A$$' Pillows
Going to the Diary Room, the pillows are very interesting, of course, the houseguests noticed�
Lavada: I talk about the ass pillows!
Dina: ass pillows?!
Bob: lol
Lavada: The diary room has ass pillows on the chair.
Kymberly: my bed has these cute little fluffy pillows
Dina: lol
Lavada: i cuddle with them
Kymberly: hehe
Dina: oo let me go into this ass pillows
Kymberly: brett takes my pillows
Dina: im goin to the confessional!
Dina: brb :)
Bob: copycats
Lavada: I am going to!
Lavada: *cuddles with the ass pillows* Ok I am doing a whole confessional on these pillows. I love these pillows, not only are the comfortable but they are funny to look at.
Dina: Well, as Lavada discovered we got ourselves some nice Ass Pillows in the BBMAX2 house!! Im sitting on them right now! *Takes an ass pillow and shows to camera..* Weeee!!!! Who said you cant stop thinking in the game BB? lol. Im getting drunk tonight baby!
Dina:  hey bob, we have to look somewhat big compared to your big 22, lol
Bob: lol
Lavada: bobs the only man here, we should gang up on him and give him kisses
Lavada: I am stealing them when i get evicted.
Bob: ok, I will. lol
Dina: lol lavada
Bob: lavada, you can do that ass pillows post and steal them
Lavada: i am
Dina: i just did one about the ass pillows, i think im going insane
Lavada: my suitcase is big enough
Bob: lol
Dina: I think im going to go steal the ass pillows!! And put them on Riley�s face tonight while he�s sleeping
Dina: AHHHHH *RUNS TO DIARY ROOM*
Bob: lol
Lavada: lol. Just return them back to me
Bob: HEY! I'M IN THERE!
Dina: GET OUT BOB! YOU�RE ALWAYS IN THE CONFESSIONAL ROOM
Dina: BOB! IM TELLING!
Bob: lol
Bob: *gets thrown out of the confessional room*
Lavada: god he is hogging the confessionals
Dina: LOL mwuahaha
Lavada: i miss my ass pillows
Dina:  *runs to room with ass pillows*
Dina: *SLAM!*
Lavada: *bangs on the door*  let me cuddle with them
Dina:  no, I�m saving them for riley tonight!
Dina: Mwuahaha!! I just threw Bob, who is allllwayys in the confessional room, out! I�m confiscating these ass pillows and bringing them to the Bunkers tonight so that when Riley's sleeping I can put them on his face. He'll think he�s at home! Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out of diary room with ass pillows* *Bob enters again. lol*
Lavada: Dina you better return them to my suitcase when you�re done
Dina: you�ll get them back lavada.
Dina: lol
Bob: lol
Dina: after riley rims them
Kymberly: i hate when guys cant take no for an answer.
Lavada: and i want to be there to see it
Dina: lol, Bob and Logan sleep in my room
Bob: I can take no for an answer
Dina: and Bob will probably set up camp in the confessional.
Kymberly: hehe Brett is in my room now
Dina: lol
Bob: lol
Logan: AT FIRST I HAD NO IDEA WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN THE PILLOWS, I KNOW WHAT THE COMMOTION IS. I LOVE THE ASS PILLOWS. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. I WILL STEAL THEM!
Dina: so im all alone with Riley
Bob: I'm sleeping on the patio. The bunks suck
Dina: so he gets the rimming responsibilities and the ass pillow surprise, lol (maybe ill cop a feel or two in the process)
Dina: lol
Lavada: lol go Dina
Dina: no bob! You�re just saying that! You�ll be in the diary room!
Lavada: id cop about 7 times
Kymberly: me about 20
Dina: lol, okay lavada..youre officially sleeping in the bunkers tonight
Dina: kym, want to come too? We�ll have an all girls vs. riley night
with the ass pillows
Kymberly: lol ok
Lavada: I am down
Kymberly: i feel dehydrated
Bob: you do that. I'll write a confessional about it, the ass pillow fight thing
Lavada: lol
Kymberly: woohoo
Dina: lol. riley is going to be in for a surprise tonight
Brett: WHAT THE HELL ARE ASS PILLOWS ?!?!!?!?! I�m sooooo lost.
Let's Get to know !Logan LOGAN logan!
Logan: hey
Lavada: hey
Logan: do you know who you might nomiante?
Lavada: no :-(
Logan: i know i can trust you
Lavada: :-)
Logan: do you have any idea?
Lavada: nope
Logan: donna swears shes going to play the game and is back for good
Loagn: rileys real nice
Logan: i think my only threat is brett, he caused a lot of drama
Lavada: yea
Lavada: Logan keeps pushing an alliance between me and Bob and Logan and Louie. He is pushing way to hard. Bob and Louie and myself change the subject everytime he asks.
Logan: i have a strategy. I need to start taking it up to the next level. My mission: form SECRET individual two person alliances WITH EVERYONE. The alliance will be we will never nominate nor vote against each other, and if one of us is in the final 2, we promise to vote for the other. That last statement may be a little much so I�m deciding about that right now. I think it will work.!!!! I really do. I�m going to kick ass!
Logan: brb!!! invite me when im back ok?
(Logan Leaves The Room)
Kymberly:  no
Kymberly: :-D
Donna: lol
Donna: we'll pretend we aint talking, lol
Kymberly: lol
Logan: MY RAP SONG IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. JUST WAIT ITS GOING TO BE TIGHT!!!!!!! IT WILL INCLUDE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS GAME- I MIGHT PICK ON SOME, BASH SOME,AND GLORIFY SOME.JUST WAIT TILL THE RAP SONG IS READY!!!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNERD!
(Logan Enters The Room)
Logan: hey everyone!
Logan: hows it goin
Bob: pretty good. you?
Logan: i just wanted to offer yall these words of advice...
Logan: "When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, youre the who is smiling and everyone around you is crying."
(Logan Leaves The Room and everyone confused)
Logan: Words to describe everyone:
LAUREN- lost
RILEY- COOL
DONNA-SWEET
JEREMY-WEIRD
DINA-CARING
BRETT-TIGHT
KYM-AWESOME
MARI-WONDERFUL
BOB-BLAH
LOUIE-UMMMM
LAVADA-GREAT
LOGAN-WINNER
Attack on Riley!
The girls attacks Riley after all the planning�
Dina: Kym, Lavada, and I are going to sleep in the Bunkers and harass Riley while he�s sleeping. I�m excited! But ill be drunk so I won�t be able to remember feeling his hot body Lol. Oh well! The ass pillow rim should be pretty damn funny, lol!
Dina: i say we handcuff him! He�ll think hes on venus
Lavada: i brought handcuffs!
Dina: great! i got the whipped cream. Kym, get the chocolate sauce
Kymberly: and the strawberries
Dina: riley is mine gals, i get to be the leader since i took the ass pillows!
Dina: or youll never see them again!! I�ll rip them a new a$$hole!
Kymberly: whoa
Dina: dont worry, i wouldnt do that to the ass pillows
Lavada: oh bitch you better not
Lavada: lol
Dina: lol. Well as long as i get to be the frisky one with riley tonight
Kymberly:  lol
Lavada: I will rip you a new a$$hole if you mess with my ass pillows
Kymberly: whoa girls
Dina: ;)  we can do Brett tomorrow night
Lavada: then Bob
Kymberly: calm down
Lavada: you can have him, I just wanna watch
Kymberly: enough pillows to go around
Dina: lol. Not if I do it to the ass pillows and they MINE now!m uahahaha
Kymberly: hehe yall are crazy
Lavada: we are arent we
Dina: and im not even drunk yet!
Kymberly: of course
Dina: cmon kym, you know you�re a wild one
Dina: don�t come off as shy!
Lavada: we all saw you work Brett last night.
Kymberly: Lavada is my ghetto chic .hehe she�s really cool. We joke around a lot; we have basically the same sense of humor. We pick on the guys a lot .its great. Dina is great too; shes sweet i wish she was around more though. I can see all the guys and myself continue to be friends after this game and i would really like that too.
Riley: Well, that attack last night by the girls was very surprising.  I kind of enjoyed it.. haha, yes, I'm a guy, and all guys are human.  It kind of shocked me at first, but I thought it was fun, and maybe we should do it more often haha.  Maybe the guys should do it to the girls tonight, haha.
Dina: He freaked out when he saw the ass pillows, and then screamed "Dont get me excited!"..Then we did our duty and left him with huge wood. Were such teases!....GIRLS ROCK! *Mission Accomplished* (This is an X Rated Confessional brought to you by Dina Andersato)
Nominations Jitters!
Lavada: i dont want to do noms :(
Mari: aww
Kymberly: aww its gonna be ok
Louie: it will be alright
Mari: don't worry about it, we're all mature. We can handle it.
Bob: yup
Lavada: :)
Bob: *Looks around for anyone else to agree with Mari*
Logan: well some people could not handle mine lol
Bob: You become popular when you are HoH
Lavada: I guess so
Mari: Lavada's HoH now and we're waiting on her nominations. I feel relatively safe, simply because Lavada told me she was not going to nominate me. Of course, she could pull a Logan and break her word, but I have more faith in her character than that. We'll have to see what she does, I suppose.
I have a feeling she's going to nominate some of the less-than-actives or perhaps pair one of them up against Logan, who has been a target for a while now. I do not know what she's going to do, but I trust she will make a wise and mature decision.
Nomination Ceremony~
Lavada: Making nominations are really hard. I feel we have all bonded these past few weeks. I have really enjoyed everyone's company and I hope we all continue to be friends and no one's feeling will be hurt. Ok here we go!....

*pulls the first key*










Brett you are safe











Dina you are safe











Kym you are safe











Marileigh you are safe











Logan you are safe










Bob you are safe








Louie you are safe










Jeremy you are safe



I have nominated Riley and Donna. This was so hard becuase I really like everyone.
Riley, I nominated you because I just think you are to busy for this game. You didn't even vote in the last eviction.
Donna, I nominated you becuase out of everyone I feel least close to you. I hope that we can chat with each other more.

So those are my nominations. I hope you all understad. If you don't like them I guess there is always the veto :)"
Louie: Lavada got the hoh and once again i was not worried. She put up riley and donna two nobodys in this game. The extras in this tv show compared to me the star.
Donna: Well, I have been nominated along with Riley by Lavada. I am not mad at her or anything because he reason did make sense.
Riley: Nominated... well I'm not surprised.  I have been kind of busy and not that active as I thought and wished I would be.  (whispers) and I'm a huge threat.... Haha, no thats not true.
Next Time!
With Lavada nominating Donna and Riley, how will the houseguests react to these nominations? They seemed calmed about the nominations, but watch how drama and �he said, she said� rumors affect Donna. Politics then affect a close friendship in the house, causing some huge drama.  Who will win Veto and will they save the two nominees?  Find out next time on Big Brother Maximum 2!
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