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| Dear Faye and Allison, I hope this isn't a stupid question or anything, but how old are when you are old enough to have sex? ~ Young and Ready |
| Dear Young and Ready, We don't think there is a set age when you are ready for sex. You are supposed to just know. One thing is for sure, you really don't want to rush into sex. Doing that may be something you'll regret for the rest of your life. Plus, you should make sure that the person you choose to have sex with cares as much about you as you do about them. We hope this is somewhat helpful, even though we aren't able to give ya a definate answer. Sorry about that one. F&A |
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| Dear Faye and Allison, I am a 12/Fiillipino girl and I was wondering when I am offered candy by a trenchcoated man calling himself... "monkey spunk" to sleep with him, am I doing the right thing? I have many money troubles in my family, and without me my brother, Ugadooboo, would be without his medicine for herpes...What do I do? Your my last hopes. Your's faithfully, Gimpazola |
| Dear Gimpazola, Even though I know the person that made this story up, the answer would be that you never sleep with trenchcoated men for candy. Damn, I'm sorry but no one else would write to us with questions, but "Gimpazola" wrote this to us, so we had to include it. So if you want us to remove this fictionalized story, please write in with real questions. Thank you. F&A |
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| Dear Faye and Allison, I have a problem. See, every time I get drunk, I do really stupid things that my friends, and even my co-workers, make fun of me for months after I do them. I don't want to stop drinking, cuz I have a good time and it helps me bowl better. So if you think you can help me in any way that doesn't involve going sober, I would love you and sign your book a million times! Sincerely, Bites Toes When Drunk |
| Dear B.T.W.D., That is a serious problem. You don't seem like an alcoholic, which is good and means there is hope for you yet! Well, we'd pretty much simply suggest either drinking less while you're out or concentrate on your actions while you are drunk. Seeing as the latter is a wee bit difficult, stick to drinking less so you have more control over your actions. You can still have a great time without being totally drunk, get a good buzz going, and you should be in control as well as having a good time. Hope that's suitable and helps! Good luck drunken toe biter! F&A |