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| How do you get a drummer to leave your house? Pay him for the pizza |
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| How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of it own revolution |
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| What do you call a man with no legs and no arms pinned to your wall? Art |
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| What do you call a waitress with only one leg? Ileen |
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| How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd say about two, but the bigger question is how did they get in there? |
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