Jokes
How do you get a drummer to leave your house?
Pay him for the pizza
How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of it own revolution
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms pinned to your wall?
Art
What do you call a waitress with only one leg?
Ileen
How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'd say about two, but the bigger question is how did they get in there?
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