Doctor No. 3
Season 10
The Three Doctors
Written By Bob Baker & Dave Martin
Brigadier: Oh, make yourself at home, Dr Tyler, make yourself at home. We're only supposed to be a top secret security establishment.
The Doctor: Well, Seargant? Aren't you going to say it's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside? Everyone else does.
Second Doctor: Oooh, I can see you've been doing the TARDIS up a bit ... I don't like it.
First Doctor: Ah, so these are my replacements ... a dandy and a clown.
Second Doctor: So you see, that's why it's been left up to me and me and me.
The Brigadier: So this is what you've been doing with UNIT funds and equipment all this time!!
The Brigadier: Doctor, do you understand what you done??? You've stolen UNIT HQ!!!! What am I going to tell Geneva???
Third Doctor: Then you turned up and started treating me like an imposter!
Second Doctor: If only I could find my recorder, I could play you all something to pass the time.
Joe: But what about the Doctors?
The Brigadier: Well, as far as I'm concerned, one Doctor is enough ... more than enough.
Joe: [when the Second Doctor leaves] Shame. He was very sweet.
The Carnival Of Monsters
Written By Robert Holmes
Joe: Maybe we're not on Metabelis Three.
Joe: You ought to have an L-plate for that Police Box of yours ... you don't even know where you're going in it!
Andrews: They haven't made a fool of me yet, and neither are you.
The Doctor: There's always an answer if you can find it.
Joe: Oh, Doctor, you're brilliant!
Pletrac: ... Furthurmore the creature may be hostile.
Orum: One has no wish to be devoured by alien monstrosities ... even in the course of political progress.
The Green Death
Written By Robert Sloman
Miner: What killed him? You're a doctor, aren't you, Doctor Jones?
The Brigadier: But Doctor, it's just your cup of tea. This fellow's bright green ... and dead.
The Doctor: [to Doctor Jones] I've wanted to meet you for a very long time. Your DNA report and synthesis was remarkable for you age.
The Brigadier You have exactly thirty-two and a half minutes.
The Brigadier: Look, I'm not as much of a dunderhead as you all think.
The Brigadier: Well, I never thought I'd fire in anger at a blasted caterpillar.
BOSS: They [humans] make illogical decisions that turn out to be more logical than logic itself.
Benton: That's pretty obvious, isn't it?
Second Doctor: Well, you are... in a way. Or we both are ... or is neither of us are...?
The Brigadier: Then we should be thankful for small mercies.
The Brigadier: Oh, I think they'll turn up again ... as usual.
Third Doctor: Yes, I was, wasn't I?
The Doctor: No, that's impossible.
Joe: Can't you ever admit you're wrong?
The Doctor: [pauses] No, that's impossible too.
The Doctor: Don't underestimate us, sir.
Joe: Yeah, like what?
The Doctor: That's the problem, finding it.
The Doctor: I am?
The Doctor: Would you kindly stop referring to me as "the Creature" or I may well become hostile.
Cliff: No, actually, I'm a biologist.
Cliff: A promising youngster, eh?
The Doctor: No, no, I mean for the age you live in.
