| Sara1214: (speaks jiberish) Bob500, 001: Can you speak English? Sara: No. (Continues in jiberish) Bob: (Mumbles jiberish) Oh! I love this part. (Play �Smells like teen spirit� solo) Sara: (Speaks jiberish) Bob: Yeah, I like Nirvana! Kurt Cobain was� (Sara gasps, Bob falls over.) Sara: You said the k-word! Bob: I did? Sara: Yeah. Quick turn off the music! (Knocking is heard) Sara: Quiet! They�re here. (Answers door) Hello Officer P.154. P.154: <enters> Hello. Do you know a Bob, registered number 5 0 0 0 0 1? Sara: Oh, no, sorry. Bye. P.154: Okay. Must be an error in my programming. Goodbye. <Exits> Sara: Phew. That was close. Bob, you have to stop cursing like that. Bob: Sorry. I just really enjoy everything from the 1990�s. Sara: But that was over 200 years ago. Bob: Well I don�t care. I LOVE KURT COBAIN!!! Sara: (gasps) Damn it Bob! (Knocking is heard/ Sara answers the door) P.154: Do you know� Sara: No! (Slams door shut) Okay, from now on no one says the name Kurt Cobain anymore! Oh bow wow. (Knocking is heard) P.154: Do you� Sara: No! (Slams door) P.154: (raises cup) have any sugar? Oh. Sara: Okay now neither of us will say Kur� Bob: SHUT UP! Sara: Sorry I think this is just all (jiberish) Bob: I don�t get it. Why is Kur�I mean the name of the lead singer of Nirvana has to be banned. Sara: Because ,supposedly, rock music will spark �rebellion� from the people. It�s all just some conformist thing, because the new world order has taken over and made all that stuff illegal. Where have you been the last 15 years? Bob: Oh, I had forgotten about all that. But does that mean we can�t use certain words? Sara: Yes! Oh and he killed himself, like that two-pack guy. Bob: What? Sara: You know, 2-pack shoe core?! Bob: You mean 2-Pac Shukur. Sara: (gasps) Damn it Bob! (Knocking is heard) P.154: Do you� Sara: No! (Slams door) Okay lets just hype. Bob: That�s king. (Puts in White Blood Cells, plays track 9{�We�re going to be friends�} for 23 seconds.) (Knocking is heard.) Sara: Damn it Bob. Bob: What did I do now? Sara: (opens door) Bob499,999*: Ex� Sara: No! (Slams door, walks to table) Um�.(opens door) Do I know you? Bob*: I�m Bob500,001�s father, Bob499,999. Sara: Uh, Bob, your dad�s here. Bob: (XSL) Dad? What�re you doing here? (pulls up chair) Bob*: (pulls up chair) Well, I heard that you were almost arrested this afternoon for using forbidden language. Bob: I know, I�ll never do it again. I�ll be more careful of what I say. Bob*: I believe you son. But that�s not what I came here to talk to you about. Can your little friend go wait in the hall? Sara: Oh, yeah, sure. I�ll leave you alone for some father-son bonding. (exits through the door, and waits outside listening) Bob: So, what�s up? Bob*: I have a problem with your choice of roommate. Bob: Why? Bob*: Well, she�s of the opposite sex. Bob: So? Bob*: I don�t approve of that behavior. Bob: Why not? Bob*: Back in my day�.uh�.We lived with our parents until we got married. Now I�m not saying you have to do that. Bob: Oh thank blod. Bob*: All I�m suggesting is that you move into an apartment by yourself, you have a job, you could support yourself. Bob: Well dad, this is not your day. Times have changed. Bob*: I just want you to consider moving out. Bob: I don�t want to leave Sara. Bob*: Why not? Bob: Because I love her! (Sara falls through the door) Sara: Um�I was just�uh�.P.154 is making his rounds so I thought that I would just hype with you guys. Bob: How long were you standing out there? Sara: Not long enough to hear anything. Bob: Good. Bob*: well I�ll just leave you two kids alone. (exits) Bob: So, you didn�t hear anything, right? Sara: No.(looks down) Bob: You did, didn�t you? Sara: Yes. Bob: Well, you should know that it was all true. Sara: Really? Bob: Yeah. You�re the best thing that has ever happened to me. Sara: Really? Bob: Of course. Sara: Oh Bob. (They hug/kiss) (music plays, �Fell in love with a girl� by the White Stripes<white blood cells> |
| THE K-WORD |
| Perfromed in Directing class 2004. Cast: Bob-Ian "Quinlan" Collier Sara-Ariana Ratner P.154-Jesse Lagos Bob*-Matthew Finston |