| Don't Mess With Gypsys |
| Scene 1: Ext. Tom, Dean, Sean, and Kali at a Carnival/Fair. Kali: Oh Tom! Look! Isn�t that bear just the most adorable thing you�ve ever seen!? <Pointing at a prize bear> Tom: I don�t know Kali. It looks kind of old and raggedy. Sean: Yeah Kali. You don�t want that dirty old rag. Dean: Man that thing�s ugly! Kali: Oh please win it for me Tom! I just have to have it! Tom :< Looks at Kali a little baffled like> you sure you really want it that bad? Kali: Yes!!!! Tom: Alright then. <Turns to Sean and Dean> Hey guys, we�ll meet up with you later ok? Sean: Hey man, it�s your money. Dean: Yeah, sure. Let�s say an hour? Here? Tom: Sounds good to me. Sean: Alright, we�ll see you guys later. Dean: Later guys. <Sean and Dean leave> Carnie: Two dollars for three tries. (Tom gives him the money and the carnie gives him three tennis balls. Tom aims and throws but misses.) Tom: Aw man. Kali: Try again. (Tom aims the second ball, throws it and misses again.) Tom: Damn it! (Tom gets frustrated and throws the ball. The ball hits the cans and they all fall over.) Kali: You did it! Carnie: Congratulations here's your bear. (Gives the bear to Tom) Tom :( giving it to Kali) Here you go Kali. Kali: Oh Tom I just love it! Thank you. (She hugs him) (They walk around for a little while until Kali spots a tent that has a sign that says "Psychic love tester, see if your partner is a keeper or a dumper. $25") Kali: oh Tom let's do it. Tom: I don't know $25. It seems expensive. Kali: Please Tom. Tom: Okay, okay. (After they have entered a piece of paper falls it says �Gypsy relationship crushing and item cursing, $25.�) Scene 2: ext. Tom, Kali, and Gypsy lady in a tent. Gypsy lady: Hello young lovers. I will test your love for each other and see weather the two of you should be together. But first how will you be paying me? <Kali nudges Tom> Tom: What? You expect me to pay for this?! Kali: Com on Tom, don�t you love me? <Gives him a puppy dog face> Tom: All right, all right. Here! <Gives Gypsy lady money> Gypsy lady: Obviously there are problems in your relationship. Kali: No, not really. Tom is just a cheap bastard. <Smiles> Tom: <Disturbed and a little hurt> Thanks for standing up for our relationship. Kali: What? It�s true. I had to convince to take me to this fare, get the bear Gypsy lady: <interrupting her> Ahh! Give the bear to me. Kali: <hands bear to Gypsy lady> Tom: Look. I think this is all total crap, so if you don�t mind, let�s hurry this along. Gypsy lady: Well if that is truly how you feel, from this day forth this bear and its owner will be forever cursed. Kali: <Jumping up> what? Gypsy lady: Yes, and both of your current and future relationships will be bad until the day you die. <Laughs maniacally> Kali: Tom, I think we should run. Scene 3: ext. Sean and Dean at booth Dean: Where are those guys? They were supposed to meet us like 8 minutes ago. What could they be doing? Sean: <giving a weird look> I know what they�re doing. Dean: What? Sean: <whispers in his ear> Dean: Ew. Bad images. <They both cringe> <Screams are heard from the direction Tom and Kali went.> Sean: What was that sound? Dean: Screams dumb ass. But, where is it coming from? <Tom and Kali enter> Sean: What�s wrong? Kali: Crazy gypsy. Sean: Huh? Tom: Run. < They all start running, the gypsy lady is no where in sight> Tom: I think we lost her. Kali: Oh thank god. Dean: Okay, what�s going on here? Kali: There�s this gypsy woman who cursed us and this bear. We got scared so we ran and she started chasing us. And<she starts hyper ventilating> Sean: Breathe. It�ll be allright. Tom: Wait just one cotton-pickin minute. That�s what she was talking about. Kali: What? Tom: The problems in our relationship. Kali: There are no problems in our relationship. Tom: Yes there are. How long have you two been seeing each other? Kali: What are you talking about? Tom: You and Sean Sean: What? Tom: Yes, you can�t hide the truth from me any longer. You and Sean are seeing each other behind my back. Kali: That�s ridiculous! Sean: Tom I think you�re losing it. Tom: No, I haven�t lost anything except my best friend and my girlfriend. Dean: Uh, guys this might not be the right time but <Tom, Kali, and Sean all say �What?� simultaneously> Dean: I think the gypsy lady is right there, and she�s coming fast. Run!! <They all run. Tom gets ahead so far that they lose him. Kali trips and Sean and Dean try to help her up> Kali: <giving the bear to Sean> Give this bear to Tom tell him, the truth. Sean: What are you talking about? Kali: Tell him that I had cheated on him. Dean: You did? With who? Kali: Bryan Johnson. Now go!! Dean: But, we can�t just leave you behind you�re our friend and friends should <Just then Kali is grabbed and pulled off screen> Sean: Let�s go. Dean: But, what about Kali? Sean: Now! <exunt> Scene 4: ext. out side the carnival Tom is waiting in anticipation when he sees Sean and Dean running toward him, but he is troubled by the absence of Kali. Tom: Thank Buddah you�re alive. Where�s Kali? Sean: <Gives Tom the bear> Tom: Does this mean? Sean: Yeah. Tom: And you guys. Dean: Yep. Tom: (pause)Well, today sure did suck. Dean: Yeah, but I think we all learned a valuable lesson. Sean: What are you talking about? We were chased by a gypsy lady. What possible lesson could have we learned? Dean: Well�umm�.never mess with gypsys. Sean: You are such a dumb ass. Come on Tom let�s get away from this gosh darned heck hole. Tom: You guys go ahead. I�ll catch up in a minute. Dean: Okay, later. Exeunt Dean and Sean Tom: <Staring at bear> I have a feeling this isn�t over. End |
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