(parody of the origninal pokemon intro, you know... the good one)
To catch them is my real test, to pass them is my quest
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
Each female person to understand, whats going on inside
STD's gotta catch them all!!
Its you and me, i know its my destiny
STD''s gotta catch them all!!
Oh, your my best friend, in a world we must condem
STD's gotta catch them all!!
Heart untrue, I'll give it to who i choose
You infect me, I'll infect you
STD's gotta catch them all!!
Gottta catch them all STD's!!!