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Q&P of the Week
Quote: Spel chekers, hoo needs em?
Picture:
Click Here for Picture of Week Four!
Caption: ITS MY TURKEY I TELL YOU!!!!!!
�.*sweatdrop*
LINKS
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Our Rants:
Rukusa: I have a bunch of test next week�>_<
Lilly: I hope you fail!
Rukusa: *glares and slowly pulls out a butcher knife*
Lilly: Uh�HAVEN�T YOU HEARD OF REVERSE PHYICOLOGY?!?!?!?! *runs away*
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CREDITS
Weird Stories
Thanks to starcherry for help us get the stories! ^_^
Rukusa: These are weird little stories that we found amusing!
Lilly: You're taking me to the zoo?
Rukusa: *sweatdrop* Yes I am, but we're not leaving until you find the camel.
Lilly: *runs off to look for camel*
1. When I was five years old, my father took me down to the river to teach me how to swim. He threw me in, I wouldn't have minded, if people weren't ice skating on it.
2. I signed up for an excercise class. I was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up for this class.
3. Doctor: Take the green pills in the morning with a glass of water, the blue ones at lunch with a glass of water, and the red ones at dinner with a glass of water.
Patient: So what exactly is my problem doctor?
Doctor: You're not drinking enough water.
4. Man: I had a big arguement with my wife.
His Friend: What happened?
Man: It ended when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.
His Friend: What did she say?
Man: She said "Get out from underneath that bed you lazy bum!"
Lilly: *still looking for camel*