14.01 - "Scruff Daddy"
Scruffy is horrified to learn that he impregnated a woman during World War III and he now has a 10-year old son. Scruffy, unable to cope with raising a child, decides to use the Time-Turner to travel to the past in order to stop the conception. Fry tags along and inadvertently sets off a bomb, effectively ending the war and letting the enemies win. Now, he and Scruffy must get everything back to normal, and Scruffy is faced with keeping his son after all.
14.02 - "Raiders of the Lost Bark"
Zoidberg has a new pet dog, which everybody at Planet Express immediately loves. However, Zoidberg secretly plans on taking the dog to his home planet for a family reunion in which it will be devoured. When Fry discovers the truth, he immediately wants to stop Zoidberg in his plans as the dog reminds him of Seymour. Meanwhile, Leela and Amy fight off Farnsworth's desperate attempts to use the dog in one of his latest crazy experiments.
14.03 - "Anthology of Interest XI"
Farnsworth fine-tunes the what-if machine to work on a better frequency, and the crew take the opportunity to gather round and ask questions. "What if Zoidberg won the lottery?", "what if Planet Express was built on an ancient Indian burial ground?", and "what if Fry was a mutant?".
14.04 - "The Human, the Robot and the Wardrobe"
When a mysterious wooden wardrobe arrives at the Planet Express building, Fry and Bender decide to step inside and find themselves in the fantasy world of New Narnia and undergo a highly stylized parody of "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe". Meanwhile, when Leela discovers what has happened, she gathers up the rest of Planet Express in order to rescue the meddlesome duo.
14.05 - "Blern, Baby, Blern"
Bender and Fry decide to get jobs selling t-shirts and other assorted merchandise for a famous Blernsball team. In the final game of the season, they are willing to resort to drastic measures to get everybody on the team's signature, and it's up to Leela to stop them from going too far.
14.06 - "My Least Favorite Martian"
Leo and Inez Wong are planning on buying the Earth to add to their wide collection of planets. The Planet Express crew are sent by Richard Nixon to negotiate with the Wongs, but they refuse to change their plans. After much investigation, Fry, Bender and Leela discover that the Wongs are being forced off of Mars by the overbearing Martian tribe, and so they decide to join them in their vicious war against the Martians.
14.07 - "Frynority Report"
Fry is unexpectantly arrested and taken to a hyper-galactic prison in deep space. After a lengthy debriefing, Fry realises that he has been arrested for a crime he supposedly commits in the future, a la "Minority Report". Enlisting the help of another prisoner, Fry becomes determined to get back to Earth, desperately trying to stop himself from committing any major crimes in the process.
14.08 - "Cubert and Dwight's Less Than Excellent Adventure"
After their boarding school is shut down, Cubert and Dwight are forced to return to Planet Express, much to the crew's dismay. In order to avoid a strike, Farnsworth and Hermes desperately attempt to get Cubert and Dwight into another boarding school. A week later, Cubert and Dwight are sick of their new boarding school and decide to escape in their junior spaceship, ready to begin new lives as galaxy-hoppers.
14.09 - "The Undersea Adventures of Nibbler" (or, "Nibbler's Day III")
Nibbler is called back to Tweenis 12 in order to fulfil a mission. He must activate a bomb in a nearby ocean planet in order to destroy a race of sea creatures who threaten the existence of the Nibblonians, but when he discovers the beautiful and friendly population of the undersea city, he must make a difficult decision. (NOTE: The regular characters do not appear in this episode).
14.10 - "The Chicken and the Egghead"
The Planet Express crew are sent to deliver a package to a planet inhabited by human-like chickens. On their arrival, they are horrified to discover that the Queen Chicken, who is unable to have children, wants to raise the crew as her own. Now, they must find a way of escape, and Fry is caught up in attempts to find out which came first - the chicken or the egg.
14.11 - "You Got Sold"
Farnsworth decides to sell his old junk on eBay, however, a customer inadvertently believes that he is selling his crew. Farnsworth, unable to reject the money involved, goes ahead with the deal but is shocked on his discovery that the customer was none other than Mom. The crew are now stuck at Mom's Friendly Robot Company, working for the evil billionaire. Farnsworth, along with Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg, attempts to rescue them.
14.12 - "Me and My Space Cow"
During flight, the Planet Express crew come across a space cow and Leela decides to adopt him. However, when she learns that the cow is carrying a virus, she and Fry are forced to go into quarantine aboard the ship for six months, leaving Bender all on his own. Bender soon begins to grow crazy without company, and releases Fry and Leela from quarantine, forgetting about the consequences.
14.13 - "Hungry, Hungry Nibbler"
Nibbler inadvertently falls into a pool of sulphuric acid and mutates into a gigantic, hideous monster. Nibbler starts eating everything in New New York, including humans. Richard Nixon hires the Planet Express crew to assassinate the hungry monster, whereas Leela wants nothing more than to have her beloved pet back.
14.14 - "Bender's Body Hunt"
In exchange for one-million dollars and a lifetime supply of booze, Bender agrees to give Richard Nixon's head his body for the week. However, problems arise when Bender discovers that Richard Nixon has run off with his new girlfriend. Bender, with Fry and Leela on tow, is determined to get it back and a high-speed, stylistic chase around space ensues.