| ^ Can't see the join, can you? ^ FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 15: MOTHER�S DAY (page 2 of 2) C4 PREMIERE/uncut premiere see < MDay page 1 DEFINITE CUTS BY C4 SCREEN MODIFIED BY C4 ------------------- Now, comes the really weird bit. As Professor is, er, "getting to second base" with Mom, C4 don�t want to show implied nudity, so (marked here in green) they concentrate only on the part of the screen without the implied nudity: The Professor is trying to remove Mom�s bra and get the remote: PROFESSOR (thinking) Oh, I give up. Wait, victory! (holds bra and remote in his hands - camera zooms out, to see Mom's back) (thinking) Oh, my. Now I�ll just� the remote� I�ll just... (speaking) Oh, my! (throws the bra away, and pushes Mom back onto the bed. We hear, but perhaps thankfully don�t have to see, what�s going on for a few seconds) ------------------- As the rebelling robots approach the house, PX and Mom�s sons go into the house and search for Mom and Professor: (Fry goes into the bedroom) FRY Nothing in here but a couple of elephant-skin rugs� (shocked gasp) (Everyone rushes into the room, all shocked and appalled except for Zoidberg) (The camera shot moves along the path of ripped-off clothes, then zooms out and we see Professor and Mom lying on the bed) PROFESSOR Oh yes� (everyone is about to be shocked, but the ground shakes as robots approach) ------------------- For this line, we aren�t allowed to see the lower part of the screen, where the Professor�s chest is. But they (C4) showed us his butt minutes later, which is surely more offensive?: MOM I suppose I should switch off the robots before they ruin this wonderful romantic evening. Everyone, help Mom find her bra! (a wide shot of Mom and Professor getting out of bed, and Fry, Leela and Hermes crawling around the floor searching) (the next shot shows Professor edging by Son 3, who picks up a pair of underpants but whimpers and drops them when he realises they�re Mom�s) (outside, we see the robots trying to break in) ------------------- Mom has just put down the robot rebellion: (Bender drinks the six-pack of champagne through the funnel. Mom and Professor kiss again) PROFESSOR I love you, Mom. Let�s grow ancient together. AMY Way to go, Professor. The plan worked! MOM Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry sex! PROFESSOR Look, it started as a calculated plan to rummage through your underwear, but once I got in there I found more. Much more!... (picture zooms out - C4 cut out Mom's back, so we only see Professor) ...And now I want to shout our love from the rooftops! Perhaps I�ll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla- MOM (outraged) Get out of my house you lying scumpile! I never want to see you again! PROFESSOR But dustcakes� (has remote thrown off his head) Ohh� (drops cushion and walks across the room and out the door) |
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