| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 1 13: FRY AND THE SLURM FACTORY THE ONE WHERE Fry and Bender find the golden bottle-cap inside a can of Slurm (it�s highly addictive�) and win PX a tour of their bottling plant and the chance to party with Slurms McKenzie, the drink�s mascot. But is Slurm all it seems? Ooh, let me answer that: - no. ----------------- DEFINITE CUTS ----------------- Bender is sick: AMY Then take some echinacea, or St John�s Wort. PROFESSOR Or a big fat placebo! It�s all the same crap. (Bender coughs) ----------------- Bender and Fry have taken the Professor�s F-ray device: FRY Try it on me. (Bender shines it at his hip area) Ow!! My sperm. BENDER Wow� ----------------- A man-bot in the form of a fem-bot (who, for the sake of argument, let�s call a tran-bot) walks past and starts talking to Bender: TRAN-BOT One more upgrade and I�ll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stupid, Stupid? BENDER Hey, bite my shiny metal ass! TRAN-BOT You couldn�t afford it, honey! (clicks fingers and walks away) ----------------- (Fry gets a can of Slurm from the fridge and drinks it. He starts to hold his throat, and there�s a shot of Professor, Bender and Leela with the back of Fry choking in the background) LEELA Fry, are you all right? ----------------- After the Grunka-Lunkas� song: GLURMO (the Willy Wonka-ish one) Hey! I don�t pay you to sing! You just used up today�s bathroom break! GRUNKA-LUNKA Hardass. GLURMO I heard that! (Grunka-Lunka whimpers and walks away, boat goes into tunnel, then we see the boat travelling along the river again) |
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