| FUTURAMA CUTS SEASON 3 5: AMAZON WOMEN IN THE MOOD C4 PREMIERE 16.10.02, 18:30 THE ONE WHERE When Zapp and Kif go on a double half-date with Leela and Amy and Zapp uncharacteristically crashes the restaurant onto a planet of giant Amazonian women, Fry and Bender fly to save them, but all the males are captured and sentenced to death � by snu-snu! --------------------- DEFINITE CUTS --------------------- At the double half-date: (Kif breathes heavily and stutters. Then he drinks from his glass and takes out Zapp's book. He reads from it) KIF Amy, (stutters) if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little? (panicked) Oh! AMY What? LEELA Lieutenant Kroker! Kif panics, but Zapp smiles widely and gives him two thumbs up. Kif stutters and flips several pages in the book. KIF I-I-I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. AMY Kif! KIF Oh, my. [Grabs his head] LEELA This half date is entirely over. --------------------- The men are chained to the wall. FRY Leela, I'm through making fun of women. Now I want them to help me. AMY Should we do something? (Fry is gagging) LEELA There's no hurry. ZAPP Yes, a little tighter. Tighter. Perhaps a hard spanking is in order. (The Amazonian punches him in the butt) ZAPP Too hard! AMAZONIAN Men strange. You have them on your planet? LEELA I'm afraid so. --------------------- At the Snu-snu chambers. Fry and Zapp walk out with knees shaking. ZAPP We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised. AMAZONIAN It time snu-snu! FRY Can't we just cuddle? No! LEELA We can't wait for Bender. It's time for a woman's touch. Credit: PEEL's Juliet, and alt.tv.futurama with the Low Bandwidth Futurama Site |
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